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re: Just watch a snake crawl into my truck
Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:47 pm to SenseiBuddy
Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:47 pm to SenseiBuddy
Stop at a pet store, buy a small white mouse, tether it with twine under the car, check occasionally and you will have the serpent in no time. 
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Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:48 pm to Yewkindewit
stick a hook up the mouse's arse too. hook line sinker.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:48 pm to SenseiBuddy
Drive car down boat ramp.
Submerge frame.
Snake problem solved.
Call mechanic to fix engine.
Submerge frame.
Snake problem solved.
Call mechanic to fix engine.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:53 pm to W
fill the truck with moth balls.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:55 pm to SenseiBuddy
Burn the truck and say an angry mob chanting "Justice for Trayvon" did it.
Make insurance claim.
Make insurance claim.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:56 pm to Tacoma57
quote:
Snakes are not as dangerous as Hollywood might have you believe
bullsheet
Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:57 pm to SenseiBuddy
Spray a line of diesel fuel around the perimeter of the vehicle. The snake will gtfo.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 1:57 pm to wickowick
Eat a box of mothballs and let it bite you. It's for the good of everyone.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:00 pm to OldSouth
Flame, drowning, mice on a string, moth balls, sell truck, all good stuff.
What else?
What else?
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:01 pm to SenseiBuddy
quote:
What else?
go bowling
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:01 pm to SenseiBuddy
explain to the snake how strong of a person you are, but do it more subtle this time. ex: this one time when i was carrying a bear on my back, i stepped on one of you bitches.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:02 pm to SenseiBuddy
Bring Car/Truck to the carwash.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:03 pm to Chad504boy
Ah public intimidation!
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:05 pm to SenseiBuddy
quote:
What else?
Her car her problem
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:06 pm to SenseiBuddy
fly your truck to indonesia and then you got snakes on plane yo.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:08 pm to wickowick
So let me clear this up. I'm taking wife n kids to eat in her car. I'm backing out. I see something under my truck near the rear passenger tire. I stop the car, get out and walk up to my truck. Once I get close I see the body of a snake on top of my tire head disappearing into the holes and slots of the frame near the wheel well.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:14 pm to SenseiBuddy
smoke bombs will probably get it out. The good ones that are long and tubular, not the little round balls. There is sulfur in those things, which will irritate the snake.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:31 pm to SenseiBuddy
Return keys to Mrs Sensei and tell her you changed your mind and decided to walk....
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:32 pm to hunt66
quote:
So let me clear this up. I'm taking wife n kids to eat in her car. I'm backing out. I see something under my truck near the rear passenger tire. I stop the car, get out and walk up to my truck. Once I get close I see the body of a snake on top of my tire head disappearing into the holes and slots of the frame near the wheel well.
got it - then disregard below:
quote:
Return keys to Mrs Sensei and tell her you changed your mind and decided to walk....
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:35 pm to SenseiBuddy
Burn truck 
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