I love my dog, but he's just gone way down my 'list'

Let him out to piss, and I mean it wasn't five minutes later he comes in and smells like week old fish guts. It's freezing arse cold outside or he'd have had to stay out but when he decided he didn't want a bath after such a fine smelling slop slathered all over his neck and shoulders and tried to slip out of his collar while I was taking him to the bath tub. Pack rank got restored after that.

I'm pretty sure it was rabbit guts from the latest cat kill. Normally he eats every last inch of what he kills but he's been moving up the food chain lately and that was a full grown rabbit from the size of the head he was trying to bring in the other day that he then sat down and ate. Never saw a body so it was probably back by the fence and I can't imagine he ate all the guts so I'm betting that's what this damn dog just stank my house up with.

He now smells like Joy and he's laying in a bed that smells like lysol.

a-hole dog. Better be glad he's my favorite dog of all time.