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re: Friday, April 4, 2014 Cooking and Drinking Thread.

Posted on 4/4/14 at 10:15 pm to
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 4/4/14 at 10:15 pm to
Miller Lites
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/4/14 at 10:39 pm to
Whoa....


What?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

The OB likes boob pics and also post this song:

That's my wife's song. But it can be tequila, crown, beer, wine..whatever. I think KR got a good look at them titties.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:03 pm to
4LSU2

your story reminds me of one of a recent restaurant outing for my family.

We were at Applebee's (don't judge, we have very few places to eat here). Just like any other meal my boys were expected to sit straight at the table, use their manners with yes/no sir, please, etc., and to eat exhibit normal table etiquette by not talking with their mouths full, keeping their elbows off the table, and using utensils appropriately. As you would guess at 6 and 7 years old they needed some gentle reminders during the meal. These were similarly delivered in polite fashion by asking "please sit straight or take your elbow off the table" or by simply giving a condoning glance, or by repeating one of their responses with the appropriate pronoun added " yes ---yes, sir"


During dinner I noticed the lady next to us continually very interested in our table as we discussed T-ball and baseball.


Her table was seated with a family of 5 all morbidly obese, sloppily dressed, and overtly loud and rude. The 8 or 9 yr old boy seated in the isle actually turned and said to a passing waitress "Hey! I need more coke" without any correction from his loud, 9 finger ring wearing, burping, cheese fry devouring mother.




When they were done eating, she actually came over to my table and with no hesitation or remorse told me "You shouldn't be so hard on those boys, you have to let them live."


Momentarily stunned by her stupidity and audacity, and grasping for a dignified response I heard my wife chime in "You are correct, it is kind of hard on them here, we should eat in higher class establishments"

Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:07 pm to
What the heck is Megyn Kelly wearing?


Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
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Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

Momentarily stunned by her stupidity and audacity, and grasping for a dignified response I heard my wife chime in "You are correct, it is kind of hard on them here, we should eat in higher class establishments"



Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

That's my wife's song. But it can be tequila, crown, beer, wine..whatever. I think KR got a good look at them titties.


Your wife is a ho






J/k <3
This post was edited on 4/4/14 at 11:11 pm
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:11 pm to
Nah, she a ho.

but she is a pretty hot ho with a big appetite.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

Nah, she a ho. but she is a pretty hot ho with a big appetite.


A keeper.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:19 pm to
clarification: I was referring to Mrs Smack


Mrs BP can be a ho but usually behind closed doors.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:19 pm to
She's a ho. But I'm good with that.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:20 pm to
would have never said as much if I didn't know
quote:

But I'm good with that.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:22 pm to
quote:

Mrs BP can be a ho but usually behind closed doors.


That's the best kind
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:23 pm to
quote:

would have never said as much if I didn't know quote:But I'm good with that.

Figured.
And I'm gonna be looking for a partner before too long.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

She's a ho. But I'm good with that.



Whatever makes your world go round.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

Whatever makes your world go round.

Titties, beer, hot nurses, blowjobs, hot female med and np students, milfs, gilfs, midgets...the list goes on and on. I ain't never had too much fun.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

quote:She's a ho. But I'm good with that.

not really. She is an exhibitionist though. When drunk, but never sober. I, on the other hand, am a manwhore. Or so I've been labeled.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

I, on the other hand, am a manwhore



also known as A MAN



Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:34 pm to
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jmcs68

Dafuq you shaking your head at? Talking bout stones and glass houses.
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