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Deer stand poop

Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:14 am
Posted by Outboard
BR
Member since Jul 2015
200 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:14 am
How long do you wait to hunt a stand after you get down to take a poop on it? Yes it was one of those mornings that I could not hold back! Took a poop at camp at 5:00 am and at 7:00 it hit me like a ton of bricks again!
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13478 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:21 am to
Problem solved:

Porto Pooper
Posted by Outboard
BR
Member since Jul 2015
200 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:27 am to
Yea what I had this morning would have been all over the sides of the paint can! I needed a 5 gallon bucket!
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1706 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:34 am to
I got down 2 years ago, took a dump under the stand- it was an emergency- and shot a buck no more than 30 minutes later.

He wasn't real big- it was one of those last morning deals- but he's mounted and has a roll of TP hung on his main beam- I call him the poo poo buck.

Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:38 am to
Simple. I control my bowels at all times. I DONT let my bowels control me!
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25413 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:44 am to
If you pooped at 5am, how can you possibly have to urgently shite at 7am?

You either should learn your body better and not eat breakfast or sit on the toilet longer at 5am.
Posted by thedogman
Member since Dec 2008
2241 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:14 am to
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Posted by thedogman
Member since Dec 2008
2241 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:15 am to
Jack Daniel

That's a weird name for an uptight bitchy mom
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6574 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:18 am to
quote:

If you pooped at 5am, how can you possibly have to urgently shite at 7am? 


I don't think that is unusual.
Every morning I take a dump shortly after waking up,and almost always have a follow up dump an hour or two later.

Like this morning, I woke up at about 8,took a dump at about 8:15, and I can feel another one brewing now.
This post was edited on 10/1/16 at 9:22 am
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:24 am to
Coffee, fig newton, Copenhagen.

You'll be shittin your brithches in no time.
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 10:09 am to
I popped a doe before I got my pants up once. Climbing down wasn't an option... Hung ham and let it fly. Get cleaned up, was about to put my pants up and a doe came walking out.
Posted by dwr353
Member since Oct 2007
2130 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 1:47 pm to
Piss at 6:00, crap at 7:00, wish I could wake up before 8:00.....
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 1:53 pm to
Just eat a lot of corn the night before, and you can poop all you want
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