This is another throw the gun down, slam it in the car door, shoot it 12k times, hardly ever clean it link. HKPro Link
Admittedly these are things he didn't plan on doing:
1. Throwing it a volcano.
2. Freezing it in ice.
3. Rocketing it into space
4. Bombarding it with gamma rays to see if it becomes the incredible Hulk. etc
For some reason I like these abuse stories...I could never afford to or have the time to or even bring myself to throw a pistol to the ground and then pick it up and fire it...but still.
He also didn't wreck an ATV and land on the pistol which was resting against his baton.