Boots In Pics and Other Guidelines for the OB

not necessarily boots but feet in general. It al started with a particular poster's hobbit like sguare foot being in a photo of a bass.


nice pic btw.

I went hard at that shite at Fred's, fwiw


good times

Thanks BP, figured it was an inside joke of some sort...

Any other unwritten rules or guidelines to keep in mind?

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That's the best she ever looked

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There's no doubt about that... Post 100, gotta follow up strong

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She was the best part of that movie

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I would've crawled through a mile of her shite just to see her fart in my face during that time of our lives.

I'm glad we both grew up and went our separate ways.

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Any other unwritten rules or guidelines to keep in mind?

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Just be genuine and honest here and treat others with some respect and you will fit right in.

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Any other unwritten rules or guidelines to keep in mind?


Just be genuine and honest here and treat others with some respect and you will fit right in.

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What BP said but I'll add a little.

-1911 or Glock, pick a side (choose wisely young Padawan)
-All uncollared dogs must die
-A Judge is the end-all-be-all gun. Good for hunting, target shooting, home defense, vehicle defense, concealed carry, open carry. No matter what anyone else says, it's God's gift to man's hands.
-No matter how big the rack or heavy the deer looks, you shoulda let it go another year.
-KingRanch is fat.
-TigerTaterTots has more .223, 5.56 and pmags than the entire 101st Airborne.

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The Judge is the greatest achievement in killing technology ever built by man.

Black Panthers are real and around every corner, they're just too smart and badass to be filmed or shot or trapped.

The 7mm-08 is the second greatest achievement in killing technology ever built by man.

The apex of the art of Taxidermy can only be found in the more creative forms of bobcat mounts.

The AR-15 is impossible to purchase in one piece and be worth owning.

Drinking in the stand is not only permissible, it's encouraged.

When sitting in the stand drinking beer and someone comes along and starts masturbating under you, it's polite to let them finish before letting them know you're there.

If you find yourself fishing in something other than salt water, you're probably a yankee or a kayaker.

Coot, it's what's for dinner.

Pow Pow is without doubt the coolest guy alive or dead. Period.

In the OB hierarchy of criminality there's Green Jeans, murderers, rapists, trespassers, people who check other people's crab traps, thieves, and liars who aren't at least entertaining. In that order.

"Rodeo" is code for attending an event where many whores will be banged for your viewing/banging pleasure.

If you are standing in something that resembles the woods, it's "squatchy". Pray you don't only have a .243 on you.

Cornholing in the woods is desirable and often leads to slamming some ham.

Dogs must be of a 'cur' variety or able to retrieve ducks to be owned by men. All others are chick dogs.

Pirogues that are hand made by amateurs from scrap wood and glue are infinitely safer than any aluminum boat with rivets.

All non-collared dogs should be shot on sight.

Smoking a joint in the stand is not acceptable, but could lead to flash mobs.

The only weapon for home defense is a shotgun. Preferably an 870 Remington.

There are such things as cop killer truck wheel mounted holsters.

Hoisters gonna hoist.

Other than beer, Flex-Seal and Seafoam are the two greatest things that come in a can.

THUS SPAKE THE OUTDOOR BOARD!

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This guy gets it

The boot in pic gives you a reference scale in the pic to compare the fish, deer, beaver, snake, bobcat, swoopeda, etc.

Some posters wear open toed shoes and have some ugly as hooves

Ah yes, I was fortunate enough to see her at the gym a few times in BR while she was filming that movie. She sure looked good in workout clothes.