I'd mount him on my wall. When someone asked me what I killed him with I'd tell them.."My powerstroke." When they asked what cal. I'd continue to tell them "5.7Liter Turbo."
We had roadkill turkey for Thanksgiving last year. Whole flock ran right in front of my F-150. I kept the one that got its foot caught in the windshield wipers. True story. You can ask my 6-year old!