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99% True Unbelievable/Interesting Family stories of the "Tall Tale" variety.

Posted on 1/26/16 at 5:04 pm
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7649 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 5:04 pm
I've always loved hearing stories like these, so I'm hoping to hear some from a bunch of outdoorsmen who have good they would like to share.

To start us off.

These were all my grandfather on my mom's side in SE WA.

There are 3 main ones that I can remember.

1) He once killed a deer, and a mountain lion, with one shot. Mountain lions are still cats. Unbeknownst to many, they are skittish, and scare fairly easily. He was out hunting, which for him meant either still or stalk hunting. He set up on a deer, and took his shot. Lo and behold, he wasn't the only stalking said deer. The deer dropped dead on the spot, and so did the ML mid leap. With no exit wound on the deer. Combination of noise and deer collapsing apparently scared the cat to death. He ended up trading the hide and meat for something, I can't remember what, he trades crap constantly.

It's an unbelievable story, but it's true.

2) Just posted this in a different thread. It's not incredibly unbelievable, but it's one my favorites.

My mom remembers him driving home with a Sturgeon in the back of his 62' F100 in the late 70s. The tailgate was down, and the tail was dragging the road, or at least, what was left of that portion. A friend had caught it, but gave it to him because he knew he needed the food. 


3) Every morning till around 2004, from 4:30 am to 6:30 am, he would pray. Some days longer, and some days again in the afternoon. While doing so, He would always walk in the section of old growth rainforest that bordered the church. Actually, ancient growth would be a better term, these trees were unbelievable. Even as a teenager I couldn't wrap my arms around 90% of them.

Anyway, He spent so much time in those woods that the animals knew him. After always warning me to wait and stay behind. He would walk off 50-100 yards depending on location, and at various times I watched deer, chipmunks, and squirrels, walk up and eat from his hand. He said they were skittish because they could smell me. Many times deer would walk up and stick their nose in his jacket pocket because they knew corn was in there. Chipmunks and Squirrels would walk up expecting food, instead of needing a little coaxing. Was unbelievable to see multiple wild deer eat from his hand. His main walking trail was over a foot deeper than the rest of the forest floor.

In 2004 the people who owned the land clear cut the entire thing, and I think it broke something inside of him. He has never been the same since. That being said, it was still an amazing dedication of faith, and even the animals could see his heart.


So, what do you all got? Names, dates, and locations can be fudged a tad to protect the innocent. Hence the .1%



My truth serum for the aforementioned tales, and just a little extra, because where he lives is incredible and deserves mention


My grandfather has lived in Salem, Oregon(11) or View, Washington(49), for 60 of his 76 years on the earth. He has been a Wesleyan pastor since 1963, and moved to View, WA in 1967 to pastor Hazen Chapel Wesleyan Church.
View is 15-20 minutes outside of Battleground, WA in the rolling foothills and ridges of Mt St Helens, near Amboy, WA and Lake Merwin. It's the tallest hill/small ridge for 10 miles in any direction, farther in most, and the view is top 10 in the state imo. You can see St Helens, Adams, Hood, and on clear days you may see Jefferson and Rainer if you have good eye sight.

Neat note about the church, it's ancient for white man buildings in that area. The Wright brother's father preached there around 1902.

I'll edit in a bit to insert a link to the view on Google Earth from atop the hill.
This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 7:23 pm
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17314 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 5:32 pm to
Not to be a dick, those are some heartwarming tales of pow pow you got there, but .99% is means it's close to 1% true, or in other words not true at all. I think you meant 99%.

Posted by 1234567k
Baton rouge
Member since Nov 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 5:55 pm to
About 1985 i saw two cougars eating road kill in homochitta natl forest at three am while driving to deer camp

Saw a cougar along comite river back in the ninties. Both sightings i tryed to convince myself they were bobcats but Three feet of tail is hard to ignore.
The lions in homo were really large and awsome looking the one in louisiana was small
This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 6:07 pm
Posted by 1234567k
Baton rouge
Member since Nov 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 6:16 pm to
Bass broke my line while fishing a rattle trap in barge canal off mississippi river. Went back a few days later with my son. As we trolled up to the point where i had lost the fish. A bass jumps out the water and gives the old head shake and yes you could hear and see the rattle trap still in his mouth
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 6:39 pm to
.99% true?

I killed a unicorn with a golf club.

ETA: Just kidding. I have a crazy story about a family member in Hurricane Betsy (or whichever one hit Cameron). I will post it tomorrow. Have to find it.
This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 6:41 pm
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 7:05 pm to
Hurricane Audrey - "Through Geneva's Eyes"

Part 1

Part 2

Written by a now-deceased family member of mine. It's a bit long but a great story.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7649 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

think you meant 99%. 




Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17769 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:26 pm to
Me and a buddy were fishing a slew off the Pearl River. Had not caught shite all day. All of a sudden I hear a flopping in the boat. I look at him puzzled. He is looking at me puzzled. A 12-13 inch bass had literally jumped in the boat.

An old story I heard involved my dad, my uncle, my pow pow, and a deer in a 14 foot flat boat, a Johnson 9.9 crossing the Mississippi in a rain storm. I would have loved to be there for that one. P
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6574 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:54 pm to
When I was a little kid, my Dad chartered the Pompano charter boat out of Empire to bring some of his customers fishing. We were expecting to go offshore, but the captain told my Dad that the trout were tearing it up at Sandy Point, so we headed there.

And the trout fishing was on fire. We caught trout one after another for two hours, many doubles. They would hit anything that you threw in the water. We filled the big fish box on the back deck of the boat, and even dumped the drinks out the smaller coolers to put fish in them. Finally someone hooked a fish that everyone realized was not a trout. During the fight with realing that fish in, the trout stopped biting. And when the fish was finally brought to the boat it was a big jack fish. And the trout stopped biting. We decided to call it a day and was back at the dock by 10 or so.

We put the trout in 48 quart coolers and we filled 11 ice chests with trout. I remember because we were saying it almost made a dozen ice chests.

Edit: this was before there were any limits on trout.
This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 8:57 pm
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7649 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

An old story I heard involved my dad, my uncle, my pow pow, and a deer in a 14 foot flat boat, a Johnson 9.9 crossing the Mississippi in a rain storm. I would have loved to be there for that one. P


For some reason, just reading that gave me Tommy Boy flashbacks.


For the record guys, on the .99% thing....I've been awake since 8 am Monday morning, and only had 3-4 hours of sleep that night. Going back to Sunday I am in the neighborhood of being awake for 56 or 57 of 60 hours.

Tried to go to sleep this morning, but was so tired that I was hallucinating while trying to doze off, and instead of getting to REM sleep when I did nod off. I would go straight into Lucid dreaming from hallucinating, while still being half awake.

It was freaking weird. I might need to start an OT thread about it, starting to move out of OB territory.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7649 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

We put the trout in 48 quart coolers and we filled 11 ice chests with trout.


That is insane. What do you even do with that much trout? Everyone's freezers can't accommodate that amount, unless there were 30 of you, and 10 had deep freezers. Did ya'll sell it to a vendor?

How big was the Jack Fish? Big enough for the trout to scatter on arrival, or did it seem like dumb luck?



Just looked up some Ford truck specs. Based on my mom's statement. Which I trust because she was a teenager at the time. That Sturgeon was anywhere between 10.5 ft at an absolute bare minimum, but only if the tail bent almost straight down at an 85-90* angle to touch the ground, and 16/17 feet in the ludicrous possibility range.

I put it most likely in the neighborhood of 11-13, because I doubt he had a long wb, and a 17 ft fish would have been worthy of a newspaper clipping in Vancouver/Portland in the late 70s.

Mainly because the world record catch is 12'4 inches.

Knowing them, they would have no clue about the world record. Just caught food, and took food home. I highly doubt the true world record for most fish caught is what is on the books for most species.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56205 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:36 pm to
Pow Pow gave a lion a heart attack. And you have been sleepless for over two days.

I would never just outright call a fella a liar. Well, yeah I suppose I would. But I don't think it is a lie if you believe it.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7649 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

Well, yeah I suppose I would.


4 month old, school full time, part time job, and insomnia.

One kills one night, one kills the next, and one of the final 2 kills you.

quote:

you have been sleepless for over two days.


Not quite. Closer to 1.5ish days from full blown sleep. With a weird 2 hour catnap this morning.

36 hours awake really isn't that bad if you've ever worked in the Bakken. The labor laws up there frick over the concept of sleeping. You get paid for drive time, but 12 hour shifts don't start till you're "on site" in North Dakota. With some rigs being up to 3 hours away one way.
This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 10:23 pm
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 11:00 pm to
My dad allegedly bit someones finger off in a bar fight. My uncle and grandfather confirmed the story. My dad and his brothers are some real hardcore psychopaths. 2 of them did combat deployments deep into their 40's.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7649 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

My dad allegedly bit someones finger off in a bar fight.


I feel like this incident would hurt my teeth on a level I would prefer to not feel.

Same statement works if you replace teeth with finger.
Posted by rballa19
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4379 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 7:02 am to
Speaking of records, my uncle has this spotted bass in the Calcasieu River a long time ago and got it mounted. Weighed 4 pounds 8 ounces on a grocery store scale.



The state record is 4.8 pounds and my dad and uncle both agree that my dad caught one that was considerably bigger than the one here. So they probably fileted a state record back in the 80s
Posted by Athletix
:pels:
Member since Dec 2012
5066 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 7:26 am to
Nothing unbelievable but it's a story that makes me feel good..

My grandpa (call him poppa Cholly) took me on a hunt as a young kid. Similar to most kids I was very talkative, and I would always nag him to shoot.. Well, I guess on this particular day I was either extra convincing or the kid in him wanted to take the shot as well. A little ole doe stood about 350 steps down the pipeline. I quote the old man "I just put the crosshairs somewhere over her back and shot." POW... I remember blinking and seeing the white belly laid wayyyy out there.. Excited as hell I was jumping around the stand, and I remember him looking down at his gun shaking his head.. I asked what was wrong, and he said, "just making sure this is my 30-30 I got in my hand."

He's an old man now and his hunting days or over.. So hearing him tell this story, and telling it myself feels pretty darn good.
Posted by mack the knife
EBR
Member since Oct 2012
4183 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 7:47 am to
quote:

So they probably fileted a state record


i probably did the same thing. i caught a goggle eye that was every bit as long as my forearm (i'm 6'2") around 2000. my dad told me it wasn't unusual to catch them that big in ramah back when the interstate first opened, so i didn't think too much about it. i did take a pic of it with one of the old disposable cameras then managed to loose the camera. state record is 2.13# so i probably wasn't too far off it. so much for my claim to fame
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29272 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 8:16 am to
I believe these stories to be 0.0000000000000099% true.

Basically I believe the "went hunting" and/or "went fishing" parts.
Posted by Chris4x4gill2
North Alabama
Member since Nov 2008
3092 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 9:50 am to
One my grandad likes to tell, is how he killed 10 quail with 2 shots. He pulled up to the old farm house and saw a small covey of birds near the opposite corner. Got his gun and as he was approaching, one flushed and he shot it. Then he rounded the corner and the rest of the birds flushed, he fired one shot and killed 9 more birds.


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