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re: Zuckerberg says he's giving 99% of his Facebook shares ($45 billion) to charity

Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:03 pm to
Idk but your mom knows that I have a working dick
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:04 pm to
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I solid decent


What the frick does that even mean?
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:04 pm to
She's smart I swear please believe me
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22070 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:05 pm to
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Idk but your mom knows that I have a working dick



So does your mom from the look of those text messages.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:05 pm to
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Irish

Obligatory
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11225 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:05 pm to
Good for him. The world needs more acts like this.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:06 pm to
It means a sexy intelligent woman wants to have my children.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:06 pm to
What a dipshit.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124270 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:06 pm to
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It's his mom man, go easy on him.



Is he an Alabama fan?

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124270 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:07 pm to
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quote:
I solid decent


What the frick does that even mean?


That their babies would grow up drooling on the dirty linoleum of a single wide that smelled of cigarettes, dragging full diapers around the crumb filled floor.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 8:09 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:07 pm to
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It means a sexy intelligent woman wants to have my children.


They're all sexy and intelligent when you're drunk. Then you wake up one day in your forties hating her, the shitty offspring she gave you and life in general. Good luck with that.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22070 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:08 pm to
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Is he an Alabama fan?


That Dang Dennis Experiment is all about dancing man.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:08 pm to
Oates Mustache's insults are worse than his mother in bed
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124270 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:10 pm to
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Oates Mustache's insults are worse than his mother in bed




But...a really bad insult would be a good thing...
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:11 pm to
Something tells me this charity is probably his own foundation in which he will still benefit greatly from. I could be wrong though.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:12 pm to
Don't project your unfortunate realities onto my promising hopes and dreams you son of a bitch
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124270 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:12 pm to
If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you bro.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:16 pm to
She's been divorced for like 3 years I just needed to prove to y'all that women wanted to have my future debt ridden children
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:26 pm to
That Erika A is a cool chick
Known her for a long time
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:30 pm to
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Don't project your unfortunate realities onto my promising hopes and dreams you son of a bitch


Heed my words Ebenezer.....
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 8:31 pm
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