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Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:02 pm
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As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt in order to save its life go, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing.
After a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.
Being too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out. "
This post was edited on 4/30/15 at 1:09 pm
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Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:04 pm to JOJO Hammer
Mmm my favorite way to snack on peanuts, right out the pooper
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:04 pm to JOJO Hammer
I love that you linked and quoted the story but the thread title is all I'll ever need.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:05 pm to JOJO Hammer
Glad I'm not a Chinese zookeeper.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:05 pm to JOJO Hammer
So he made the monkey nut with a rim job...
well then.
well then.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:05 pm to JOJO Hammer
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:06 pm to JOJO Hammer
What behavior are we reinforcing here?
Monkey:
Ate whatever I wanted
Got my arse licked (literally)
Had a shite
WIN
Back off, Zhang. Constipation in primates builds character, goddammit.
Monkey:
Ate whatever I wanted
Got my arse licked (literally)
Had a shite
WIN
Back off, Zhang. Constipation in primates builds character, goddammit.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:06 pm to JOJO Hammer
Hell yeah!
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:06 pm to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:07 pm to JOJO Hammer
Zang Bangsheng is a great name.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:08 pm to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:09 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Hours later, the monkey had another peanut stuck up in butt; and a sheepish grin.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:10 pm to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:12 pm to JOJO Hammer
So if I lick Paige's face long enough, a peanut will pop out?
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:14 pm to soccerfüt
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So if I lick Paige's face long enough, a peanut will pop out?
If that's what gets you hard
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:15 pm to JOJO Hammer
Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:17 pm to magildachunks
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If that's what gets you hard
Ahhh, one of those "the end justifies the means" guys?
Next thing you know, we are building camps for people and giving everyone goddam participation trophies.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:29 pm to JOJO Hammer
frickin right on
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:37 pm to JOJO Hammer
I'm not sure who looks happier in that picture, the monkey or the zoo keeper.
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