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Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:28 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16104 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:28 am
quote:

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted all the time, and have the time of our life.”
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:28 am to
quote:

Hitler did nothing wrong
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:28 am to
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:29 am to
So here's to:
Good women
Good wine
Good football
Roll Tide
See you in the playoffs
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:30 am to
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16104 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:32 am to
quote:

Tit Pullover

Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56034 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:32 am to
I think all toasts are pretty damn cheesy, to be honest.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93721 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:32 am to
I gave my love to Erin
She promised to be true
I went to war to come back
And find 5 british soldiers
Had their way with her
It was consensual

And all their fathers were hanged
And the children all got pink eye
While their Harry Potter books got burnt
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:34 am to
I like that
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24835 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:35 am to
FEE FI FO FUMP. SON OF A BITCH, I HATE A GUMP!
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124429 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:35 am to
That's a great one

You have any more rebeloke??
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90521 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:35 am to
I would have thrown down the shot at the first waste.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16104 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:36 am to
Damn fine English prose.
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23577 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:37 am to
“Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow, that brings no babies.”
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12102 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:37 am to
Here's to our friends and the friends of our friends, and here's to our enemies few. May we and our friends stay together as friends and make friends of our enemies too.
Salute!
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:39 am to
"Merica"
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72195 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:39 am to
quote:

When we drink we get drunk, when we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to Heaven!
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:39 am to
1.To World Peace and the end to poverty in developing nations.

2. To the end of hate groups like BLM, ISIS, and Nazis.

3. To always being healthy enough to swim in the ocean at night.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175901 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:40 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260576 posts
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:41 am to
A fool and his money are soon partying

May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
Who says, “this drink’s on me.

A soldier’s home is on the land,
A sailor’s home at sea,
But a whiskey glass and a stripper’s arse
Is home sweet home to me

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