re: Your best "Would you rathers?"

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I have faith in you. Be more creative.

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Says the guy who starts a thread about watching your parents frick

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i am dan

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You're a sick mf. Most likely pedo.

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Your dad would have done us all a favor if he shot you onto your moms back.

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The rest of us did. Why couldn't his dad?

WYR have sex with a goat on live tv or have sex with man but nobody would know.

WYR eat chocolate flavored poop or poop flavored chocolate

WYR a hobo bang you or bang your wife while you watch

WYR suck ten different dicks or one dick ten times (funny video about a guy explaining this online)

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Would you rather be the owner of a WNBA team or find $100 on a sidewalk?

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Would you rather be told by your wife that you have a smaller dick than your brother but you are a better lay Or know your brother is smaller but is the best lay of all time?

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Would you rather find out what your dick tastes like or what a different dick tastes like?

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I already know the former.

If I had my druthers?

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Maybe Jesus comes down from Heaven and drops by your house and says pick between watching your parents frick or fricking your parents.

Now which would you choose.

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That seems highly unrealistic, and I'm still not buying. I live in California, why would Jesus stop by California as one of his first stops? There aren't any biblical ties, additionally, why the odd request? I'm going to see some I.D. Jesus, and it was just then that I realized this wasn't Jesus at all, if was a 20 foot crustacean from the Paleolithic era, I said damnt monster, I'm not fricking my patents or watching them frick for eternity, and he said that's fine, got 3.50?