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Your best/worst roommate story
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:02 pm
My freshman year at Ole Miss I had a roommate who was handicapped. His arms and legs were frozen into a fixed position, because his joints did not move properly. He was affectionately known as the bird man because his arms and legs made him look awkward as he walked and it looked like his arms were flapping as he walked.
He was a habitual alcoholic. One time he could not get into his orange juice to mix for this vodka and he just simply bit the metal top off. He used to brag about how much weight he could lift with just his mouth because his arms were no use picking up things.
One night I woke up in the middle of the night and he was not in his bed. I went to look for him and he was passed out on the toilet. Much to my surprise he was actually on the commode with his pants pulled out his knees and he was hung like a mule. I asked God how could he have what he had because it was of no use with him? God has yet to answer me on this matter.
He was a habitual alcoholic. One time he could not get into his orange juice to mix for this vodka and he just simply bit the metal top off. He used to brag about how much weight he could lift with just his mouth because his arms were no use picking up things.
One night I woke up in the middle of the night and he was not in his bed. I went to look for him and he was passed out on the toilet. Much to my surprise he was actually on the commode with his pants pulled out his knees and he was hung like a mule. I asked God how could he have what he had because it was of no use with him? God has yet to answer me on this matter.
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Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:04 pm to rebeloke
I'm glad we were roommates that year.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:04 pm to rebeloke
Go figure.. an ole Miss person marveling over another man's dick.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:04 pm to rebeloke
Congratulations on Ole Miss, handicapped roommates, prayer and penis?
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:04 pm to rebeloke
My freshman roommate was a Jesuit grad 
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:07 pm to rebeloke
My current roommate is a Lebron frickboy.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:08 pm to rebeloke
It's always the oddest people that are well hung
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:11 pm to rebeloke
Dear Diary...
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:13 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Shared a suite with two militant muslims in Kirby smith that stayed on the phone 24-7. They were both from Laffy and hated whitey.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:16 pm to rebeloke
You touched his dick didnt you?
Posted on 6/21/15 at 3:16 pm to rebeloke
Best? I decided to do random roommate my first year at auburn. Kid is really quiet first 2 weeks or so. He'd barely talk when I tried and wouldn't go out at all. Finally get him to open up and turns out his grandad started orkin pest control, owns Dover racetrack, Rollins security, ritz Carlton in Jamaica, 3 private jets, boating company, and a couple smaller companies. Kid was fricking LOADED. Never flaunted it, would have never known but he pretty much supplied us with beer, bar tabs and pot for all of college. Still a great friend and I feel extremely lucky to know him.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 4:18 pm to rebeloke
Freshman roommate or his friends stole my textbooks and sold them back to the bookstore. But I had stopped going to class at that point and wasn't sure when it happened so I couldn't do anything about it.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 4:34 pm to rebeloke
I was living with my girlfriend and her female best friend moved in. The girlfriend and I broke up so started banging her best friend.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 4:40 pm to SEClint
No. No you didn't.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 4:55 pm to HurricaneDunc
The frick I didn't.
That was 2007, she actually walked in on it. I dont regret it to this day. She brought it on herself, her friend hadn't ever lived with her before that and after about half a year ironically, the bitch ex is where we found a common bond of alienation and disgust.
I miss that shite occasionally. She liked it everywhere and was a dancer so she had awesome tone.
Sorry if you haven't had an eventful, fun or interesting life.
That was 2007, she actually walked in on it. I dont regret it to this day. She brought it on herself, her friend hadn't ever lived with her before that and after about half a year ironically, the bitch ex is where we found a common bond of alienation and disgust.
I miss that shite occasionally. She liked it everywhere and was a dancer so she had awesome tone.
Sorry if you haven't had an eventful, fun or interesting life.
This post was edited on 6/21/15 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 6/21/15 at 5:09 pm to DrinkDrankDrunk
Two masters and a PhD. I channel my inner OT in here.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 5:11 pm to rebeloke
Please tell me his nickname was Hoppy.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 5:16 pm to rebeloke
3rd year at LSU I lived with a guy that I met through club sports. We all figured he was quite an exaggerator because all his stories were larger than life but he had this one story about why he didn't drink until he turned 21 about him being in horrific car accident and that he flat lined 3 times at the hospital - something everyone believed because the level of detail he went into.
Total bullshite, he got called out and humiliated in front of about a dozen friends.
My first experience with a compulsive liar.
Total bullshite, he got called out and humiliated in front of about a dozen friends.
My first experience with a compulsive liar.
Posted on 6/21/15 at 5:16 pm to Sellecks Moustache
He was from Virginia and failed out after 1st semester. Never heard that nickname but we weren't bros.
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