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re: You know you have a bunch of millennials at your Christmas Eve get together when

Posted on 12/25/16 at 5:10 am to
Posted by bayoumuscle21
St. George
Member since Jan 2012
4634 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 5:10 am to
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Hey, come eat this flavorless meat. It's called ham. I'm no fan. Even with crusty honey outer shell.


You're doing something very wrong.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124039 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 5:12 am to
Sounds like you just aren't a very good cook
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58604 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 5:42 am to
So, they are the appetizer before the main course?
Posted by Saint5446
Member since Jan 2014
823 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 6:42 am to
Could only be because their entire generation sucks right? Not that your food is unappealing, everyone ate before, or ANY other reason. You just keep shittin all over them millenials on the internet baw.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24147 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 6:45 am to
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make a nice turtle sauce piquant.

Catch my own turtles too.

When you go that far, you learn to spell the dish correctly.


Not necessarily. I can make the baddest bufalo wings you've ever had.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24147 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 6:47 am to
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Sounds like you just aren't a very good cook


And his family doesn't know how to break it to him. Poor bastard only knows how to handle weenies.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 6:48 am to
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The cocktail wieners in the crock pot disappear b


Is this code for Spirit Cooking...?.....shhhhh! It's ok, I won't tell. Snap! I just did
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24147 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 6:48 am to
Do you know any good "you might be a millennial if..." jokes?
Posted by StTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
2934 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 7:20 am to
There is a lot missing here.

1. Was everything still cooking and the little smokies were an appetizer? That is how it should be.

2. Sauce piquant and gumbo? They can both be filling with rice, and crackers/potato salad for the gumbo

3. Maybe the sauce was boss on them smokies

4. How does this match with millennials? How is eating a lot of cheap little sausages over what or may not be good gumbo and sauce piquant, a defining characteristic? If anything, I'd say the millennials would have complained about the little processed meat cases
Posted by tipup
Member since Sep 2005
1649 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 8:25 am to
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Sauce picon


Someone received the "Hooked on Phonics" collection for Christmas?
Posted by Saint5446
Member since Jan 2014
823 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 8:39 am to
It's a shame those millenials wouldn't eat your "sauced pecans" you worked so hard on baw. I bet them older baws loved it, and that is somehow indicative of better character than the millenials.
This post was edited on 12/25/16 at 9:20 am
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 9:10 am to
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Sorry, I have no French in my veins.


Then you probably shouldn't be cooking any of those dishes to begin with.

Anyways, what is the reasoning behind your implied relationship between millenials and cocktail sausages? Would love to hear this.
This post was edited on 12/25/16 at 9:11 am
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 10:02 am to
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You know you have a bunch of millennials at your Christmas Eve get together when


They all have a cellphone in their hand continuously

Their conversations are like contests in virtue signalling

Then engage in an endless dialog of blaming everyone else for all of their problems
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 10:06 am to
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sauce picon




Pecan? Piquant?
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 10:12 am to
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They all have a cellphone in their hand continuously


Then engage in an endless dialog of blaming everyone else for all of their problems


So basically, exactly what you're doing right now
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68285 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 10:33 am to
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bet you ask google to tell you how much a whale weighs when your child asks. Imagination is dead.



A blue whale is about 300,000 pounds

But you are probably more interested to know a sperm whale weighs 32,000 lbs
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29158 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 10:46 am to
Sounds like all of the single old lady's I work with whose secret ingredient for everything is a pack of ranch seasoning. If anything I'd say millennial have a better taste in food than their parents.
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 10:48 am to
The variety and quality of food available to the average American now is significantly greater than it was during any other period in history.

If your family's shitty cooking can't keep up then tough titty.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 10:50 am to
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Sauce picon
Bruh what the frick
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 10:56 am to
You know you have a bunch of boomers at Christmas when they sit around and bitch about millennials all day long.
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