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You know, Blue Moon Ale didn't always have a fricking orange slice in it.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:17 pm
That's right. Years ago, Blue Moon's visionary CEO noticed that his shitty fricking beer was being served with lemons as garnishment. Rightly so, he completely lost his shite. His fricking beer was designed to be complimented, not by fricking lemons, but by oranges.
As a result, he went on a coast to coast odyssey, traveling from bar to bar, interrupting the busy days of countless bartenders and instructing them as to the finer points of putting a fricking orange slice on the edge of beer glasses. It seems pretty fricking trivial, I know, but something so vital and essential was just too fricking important not to micromanage.
Sure, many of his contracts were canceled by annoyed bar owners, and more than a few bar cooks jacked off onto his grilled chicken sandwiches, but it was a price worth paying for proper beer garnishment. As a result, thousands of overworked bartenders now know the proper technique for cutting a little fricking slit in an orange slice and sticking it on the edge of a beer glass.
Thank you, Blue Moon Ale CEO guy. You are a great American.
As a result, he went on a coast to coast odyssey, traveling from bar to bar, interrupting the busy days of countless bartenders and instructing them as to the finer points of putting a fricking orange slice on the edge of beer glasses. It seems pretty fricking trivial, I know, but something so vital and essential was just too fricking important not to micromanage.
Sure, many of his contracts were canceled by annoyed bar owners, and more than a few bar cooks jacked off onto his grilled chicken sandwiches, but it was a price worth paying for proper beer garnishment. As a result, thousands of overworked bartenders now know the proper technique for cutting a little fricking slit in an orange slice and sticking it on the edge of a beer glass.
Thank you, Blue Moon Ale CEO guy. You are a great American.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:18 pm to blueboy
I felt like a gay when I drank it, but their gingerbread spice holiday beer is pretty damn good.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:19 pm to blueboy
I'm glad you watched the commercial
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:19 pm to blueboy
Who the frick downvoted this?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:20 pm to blueboy
That's a lot of effort to say you don't like the beer. I personally enjoy it.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:20 pm to blueboy
So you thought you'd take a commercial, add in a few "fricks" and write up this brilliant thread?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:21 pm to blueboy
That's pretty much exactly how I hear that commercial when it comes on. If I have to fruit your beer to enjoy it - well that's not going to happen.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:21 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
If drinking a beer makes you feel gay, you might just be gay.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:21 pm to terd ferguson
Oh I didn't realize this was a commercial (I don't watch television like the rest of you mongrels). I like it less now.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:22 pm to blueboy
The beer was brewed with orange peels. What's so fricking hard to understand about that?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:22 pm to blueboy
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and more than a few bar cooks jacked off onto his grilled chicken sandwiches, but it was a price worth paying for proper beer garnishment.
I, personally, would prefer to drink a shitty beer than have a cook jack off on my food.
But hey, I'm not you.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:22 pm to blueboy
frick frick frick. Mother mother frick....mother mother frick frick. mother frick mother frick noise noise noise.
Nothing pisses me off more than ordering a decent Wit some place and having some asshat bartender put an orange on it.
Nothing pisses me off more than ordering a decent Wit some place and having some asshat bartender put an orange on it.
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:22 pm to blueboy
When I tried Blue Moon, I didn't like it. But then again, it didn't have the orange slice with it.
Maybe I just missed the magical experience the garnishment provides.
Maybe I just missed the magical experience the garnishment provides.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:23 pm to LucasP
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I like it less now.
Well I've always said you were a rational individual.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:24 pm to blueboy
Yeah, we all saw that commercial too
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:25 pm to terd ferguson
quote:he certainly didn't get them from me
add in a few "fricks"
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:25 pm to Ed Osteen
Who drinks that garbage? Orange? who puts an orange in a beer?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:25 pm to terd ferguson
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So you thought you'd take a commercial, add in a few "fricks" and write up this brilliant thread?
I've fricking fallen and I can't fricking get the frick up.
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