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Yeah so today I was a dick to another lawyer.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:52 pm
Trust me, she totally deserved it.
Get back to office in a shitty mood and my secretary (no pics) gave me a bottle of scotch for Christmas.
Get back to office in a shitty mood and my secretary (no pics) gave me a bottle of scotch for Christmas.
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Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:52 pm to Slippy
What kind of scotch you got?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:54 pm to Slippy
quote:
deserved it
quote:
dick
This thread had so much potential...
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:55 pm to Slippy
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my secretary (no pics) gave me a bottle of scotch
quote:
dick
quote:Yep
she totally deserved it
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:56 pm to messyjesse
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Laphroaig or bust
Depends. What year?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:56 pm to Slippy
So you gave her the “d” guarantee.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:56 pm to Slippy
Oh oh. Did they file a motion you didn't like?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:00 pm to Slippy
Aren't lawyers always dicks, meaning, they are always dicks to each other?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:01 pm to Slippy
That's it? You not going to share the story of how you were a dick?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:02 pm to Slippy
Great thread! Thanks!
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:03 pm to Slippy
I just saw a thread on reddit about this woman lawyer who said she made some male lawyer cry like a little girl
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:03 pm to hubertcumberdale
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Great thread! Thanks!
I am hoping he will start another one just like it.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:07 pm to Slippy
Pics?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:10 pm to Slippy
It’s better to be kind than mean because we are all brothers and sisters.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:10 pm to Slippy
My favorite lawyer joke as follows ... always is a big hit at the pub where I hang out.
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The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you."
***********
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you."
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:17 pm to Slippy
Subtle brag - you have an undergrad English degree.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:19 pm to Slippy
Random question, a friends gf I know had her uncle die in NY state.
She claims she had to completely drop out of medical school to disperse his assets and also close up loose ends for his law firm.
Is it even remotely possible for some one that is not a lawyer to do such a thing with his firm?
She claims she had to completely drop out of medical school to disperse his assets and also close up loose ends for his law firm.
Is it even remotely possible for some one that is not a lawyer to do such a thing with his firm?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:26 pm to OweO
quote:
Great thread! Thanks!
I am hoping he will start another one just like it
...all the while everyone is hoping you don’t start anymore.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:31 pm to Slippy
You Southern University Law Center grads are such cutthroats....
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