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re: WWYD: Old Man dancing with your girl?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:53 pm to Forkbeard3777
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:53 pm to Forkbeard3777
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A co-worker was telling me a hilarious story over lunch. Over the weekend, he and his fiance went to some formal event in Chicago. During the event, this "sweet, old man" asks to cut in and ask the young lady for a dance.
It was a slow dance and apparently the old man started getting handsy. Real handsy. Subtle brushes on the arse or a quick swoop over the breast.
Keep in mind, this guy was in his 70s or 80s. The co-worker was pretty ticked, but I got a great laugh out of it.
What on Earth do you do in the situation? You can't kick the old guy's arse.
Your "co-worker", right.
You got cuckholded, brah.
Good luck in Betaville.
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:53 pm to oleyeller
Record it.
Then use it against her while I go f*ck my side chick.
Then use it against her while I go f*ck my side chick.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:53 pm to Forkbeard3777
I'd allow if she was cool with it.
Probably tucked that old boy in for death with that last taste of feminine glory.
#gooddeeds
Probably tucked that old boy in for death with that last taste of feminine glory.
#gooddeeds
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:54 pm to Forkbeard3777
What if he would have asked you to dance and then grabbed your weiner? Would you still refrain from kicking his arse?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:55 pm to Forkbeard3777
Tell him that's enough, and politely cut back in.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:55 pm to Forkbeard3777
Repeat after me "Whoa, whoa, old timer. You're getting a little carried away there...."
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:55 pm to soccerfüt
I mean if his girl gonna let a 90 year feel her up then I would hate to see what she would let someone in her age range do
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:57 pm to Forkbeard3777
I probably wouldn't have to do anything, my wife would just slap him herself.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:57 pm to LSUvegasbombed
quote:
if his girl gonna let a 90 year feel her up then I would hate to see what she would let someone in her age range do
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:58 pm to LSUvegasbombed
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I mean if his girl gonna let a 90 year feel her up then I would hate to see what she would let someone in her age range do
DP on the dance floor
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:58 pm to The Third Leg
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I'd allow if she was cool with it.
This, and then I'd get back in there after the song was done.
If she was uncomfortable with it, she could either stop it herself or I'd step in and cut back in myself.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:00 pm to Forkbeard3777
Pistol whip his fricking old arse
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:01 pm to Forkbeard3777
If it was visibly bothering her then I would cut back in.
Just because you've been on this planet for a few more decades doesn't mean you're excused from acting like a creep.
Just because you've been on this planet for a few more decades doesn't mean you're excused from acting like a creep.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:02 pm to TigerHam85
Let the old man get his jollies in . What's the worst that could happen? Is he gonna steal your girl and take her away in his Rascal scooter.
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:03 pm to Forkbeard3777
Test the durability of one of his hips.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:08 pm to Forkbeard3777
I'd laugh about it and give my wife shite for the rest of the night.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:08 pm to Forkbeard3777
she must've enjoyed the old man feeling her up, or else she could've just sat right down.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:10 pm to Forkbeard3777
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, this guy was in his 70s or 80s
Who cares then.
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