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WWOTD: I don't have to outrun the bear, just outrun you
Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:54 pm
Do you take off running if you are obviously faster than someone in the group?
Grizzly bear following group of hikers
Grizzly bear following group of hikers
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 7:56 pm
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:54 pm to weagle99
I would trip jesus if he were running next to me. frick a bear, I ain't gonna be the one dying today.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:55 pm to weagle99
Make eye contact. Establish dominance, obviously.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:56 pm to weagle99
Run to the Germans
Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:56 pm to beerJeep
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I would trip jesus if he were running next to me. frick a bear, I ain't gonna be the one dying today.
Well, that's an easy one. You know he'll just rise again anyway.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:58 pm to upgrayedd
touche. I'd trip anyone alive. Family, friends, random. Idc. My arse will live today and mourn tomorrow.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:59 pm to beerJeep
I don't know if I could bear the guilt, but I'd try
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:01 pm to weagle99
I'm tripping my wife and hauling arse
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:16 pm to CapperVin
I'm out running the guy next to me because he'll have a hole in his kneecap where I shoot him.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:22 pm to weagle99
Cut your buddy and run.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:26 pm to Rize
My arse is going to turn into Usain Bolt if a bear is chasing me.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:30 pm to weagle99
I'm strolling away faster than the people I leave for the bear, cause running ain't happening.
If they get ahead of me I'm just gonna have to see if the make eye contact and establish dominance thing works.
If they get ahead of me I'm just gonna have to see if the make eye contact and establish dominance thing works.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:34 pm to weagle99
Nope. Bear may not go for the closest one, they'll probably chase the runner
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:51 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I agree, the bear runs past the walkers and chases the runner.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:53 pm to weagle99
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: I don't have to outrun the bear, just outrun you
This is simply inaccurate, once a bear has a taste of human his blood lust is insatiable. He'll continue to kill until he's put down or rehabilitated.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:55 pm to weagle99
A kid in Alaska got killed by one the other day that apparently followed him for a bit. At least as long for him to text his mom while the bear was following. That's a bad way to go I'm sure.
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:56 pm to weagle99
This is why I always invite fat people to go camping with me.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:57 pm to weagle99
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I don't have to outrun the bear
Just throw a couple whiskey bottles down and he'll get distracted while you get away.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:16 pm to weagle99
this is the time for everyone in the group to calmly stop, turn, and level down on him with their .44 magnums...
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:05 pm to Rize
You aren't running from a shark.
I'm pushing everyone down within arms reach.
I'm pushing everyone down within arms reach.
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