Wrong number text I just received from a Los Angeles

Probably a prank.

You should definitely respond with your home address and social security number just so they know you are not to be trifled with.

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Reply "frick off, I'm busy. This is my jack off time"

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Exactly. And I just lubed up my forcepits.

IF you wanted to make this a funny thread, you text them back and then post the screen shot. Strangers on the internet don't give a shite about your wrong number texts

Forceps***

Mom a cow laid down and has started giving birth and needs help.

Very very weak attempt just for an Upton joke. She's a whale, not a cow

Leave Kate out of this you Gay MF'er

Maybe your mom pulled you off the teet too early so you have some problem with them.

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I'd definitely milk Kate's teats! She is an OT10 even with that non- hourglass waistline.

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Kate gets a lot of shite on this site but I doubt a single straight male here would turn down the opportunity to brag about stabbing those guts.

I've always just assumed the OT poked fun at Kate ironically. It's how I make it through the day.

Here is 11 pages of hilarious wrong texts and responses.

On page four. Here are a few:

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-wrong-number-texts/?page_numb=1
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