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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:51 pm to
20 million for 5 minutes? My body is ready.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:52 pm to
shite put it on cable. It's 20 mil
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:52 pm to
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Then I guess so. I'm not gay so it'd really just be 30 minutes of pain to be able to pretty much coast the rest of my life. Not saying I'd be able to retire or anything but it would set me up to where I could buy a nice house and keep a pretty chill job to pay for expenses. Worth it imo.




For the record, you're the only person to accept the terms without negotiating better terms.

I don't think that means anything. I just wanted you to know that.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:52 pm to
I stand by it

The only reason everyone said no is because they have an emotional attachment to their a-hole. I'm sure they would take a greater amount of pain in a different area for much less, but because it's the a-hole it's regarded as a much more sacred area for a male. Waste, shite, actual fecal matter passes through it almost every day. Stop putting your a-hole on a pedestal.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 7:58 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35470 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:53 pm to
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What if it were broadcast on PPV?

Why not? If someone is willing to pay 20 bucks to watch two guys buttfrick they're hardly in a position to judge me.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18343 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:55 pm to
$20 million?

Does anyone have to know how I got the $20 million?

Can I drink before hand?
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71539 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:56 pm to
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3) he is not allowed to touch your genitals

Well in that case the deal is off
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:58 pm to
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$20 million?

Does anyone have to know how I got the $20 million?

Can I drink before hand?



The details would be publicized. All of your friends and family would know.

You are not allowed to drink beforehand
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136794 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:58 pm to
I'm sure I could drop him 10 million not to do it......so I will take your stupid money
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27355 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:58 pm to
I'm not gay, but 20 million is 20 million.

Real talk, is it gay and do I still get the money if I beat him up after?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:00 pm to
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I stand by it

The only reason everyone said no is because they have an emotional attachment to their a-hole. I'm sure they would take a greater amount of pain in a different area for much less, but because it's the a-hole it's regarded as a much more sacred area for a male. Waste, shite, actual fecal matter passes through it almost every day. Stop putting your a-hole on a pedestal.



You are an honest man. A principled man. I respect the hell out of you, sir.

Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28031 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:01 pm to
wow

so shitty of a poster that you steal Howard Stern bits from 10 years ago.


This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:01 pm to
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he is not allowed to say inappropriate, mean or rude things to you during the 5 minutes. He must be courteous and friendly


Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35470 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:01 pm to
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Real talk, is it gay and do I still get the money if I beat him up after?

It's "gay for pay". It's a fine line but not gay IMO.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35370 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:03 pm to
How does one even think about this shite? You're gay as frick.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:03 pm to
20 million? Sure
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:12 pm to
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Real talk, is it gay


I don't think it makes you gay by the real meaning of the term. But it does mean you let another man have sex with you. I'm not sure what to call that.
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2029 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:15 pm to
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Stop putting your a-hole on a pedestal.


Funniest shite I've read in a long time!
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118961 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:16 pm to
Thread and OP are gay.
Posted by Bayoumike
Member since Mar 2017
647 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:19 pm to
I don't think about things like this. It's weird that you do.
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