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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by jefforize
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:35 pm to
This thread just got stranger
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:36 pm to
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No chance. Not for 10 million

10 million? I can buy a lot of therapy for $10MM.
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:37 pm to
For 30 minutes???? HELL NO
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:39 pm to
Then I guess so. I'm not gay so it'd really just be 30 minutes of pain to be able to pretty much coast the rest of my life. Not saying I'd be able to retire or anything but it would set me up to where I could buy a nice house and keep a pretty chill job to pay for expenses. Worth it imo.
Posted by drewnbrla
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:40 pm to
How much is the reconstructive surgery of an a-hole?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:42 pm to
No, I like to be able to control my sphincter
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:42 pm to
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for 30 minutes?


Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:42 pm to
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Then I guess so. I'm not gay so it'd really just be 30 minutes of pain to be able to pretty much coast the rest of my life

Hell yeah. I had a barium enema last year that might as well have been an assrape and I didn't get shite. Hell, I had to pay for it.
Posted by Melvin
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:43 pm to
Personally not a chance, but consider for a moment the number of women that would do it for free.
Posted by drewnbrla
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:44 pm to
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3) he is not allowed to touch your genitals


What happens if contact of the Pitchers genitalia upon that of the catcher's? How does this factor into the by laws of arse destruction for a million dollars?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:44 pm to
$25 million until he finishes or 5 minutes whatever is shorter. I ain't gay butt that's a lot of money.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:45 pm to
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10 million? I can buy a lot of therapy for $10MM.

I will update with new terms
Posted by drewnbrla
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:47 pm to
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I will update with new terms


Yes, there needs to be a set of rules for such action. Including an increase in the awarded sum. There's a lot I'd do for a million but getting railed in the arse ins't one of them.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:47 pm to
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$25 million until he finishes or 5 minutes whatever is shorter. I ain't gay butt that's a lot of money.


New terms are $20 million tax free. He goes for 5 minutes
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30166 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:48 pm to
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I'm willing to bet there are some here who would though.


There isn't much I would not do to ensure I didn't have wake up at 6 AM to work another day of my life.

@$20 million tax free? I accept this challenge without hesitation.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 7:49 pm
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:49 pm to
After careful consideration I've determined that even if I could agree mentally, my arse couldn't handle 30 min of that.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35473 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:50 pm to
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New terms are $20 million tax free. He goes for 5 minutes

I would even talk dirty to him for those terms.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:51 pm to
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I would even talk dirty to him for those terms.




What if it were broadcast on PPV?
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16305 posts
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:51 pm to
Is he pounding me or trying to be gentle?

Can I use lube? Pain meds?
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