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Would you rather live in Cuba or in a Zombie Apocalypse (in the U.S.)?

Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:39 am
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:39 am
Which situation would you choose?

EDIT: Or 3rd world country
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 8:50 am
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9858 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:40 am to
live in Cuba
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:40 am to
Fast zombies or slow zombies?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28361 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:41 am to
What type of zombies?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:41 am to
Is this a serious question? Cuba. Hands down. In the grand scheme of things, it ain't nearly as bad as some other countries.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11373 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:41 am to
Zombie apocalypse. I have a LOT of ammo I need to expend.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26571 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:42 am to
Have you even been to Cuba? Havana is beautiful.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11331 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:43 am to
Do I have to be Cuban?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108403 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:43 am to
People go to vacation in Cuba. Plus the best cheap cigars in the world and decent beer. I think if you do it right, Cuba could be a fun place to live.

Zombie Apocalypse the average person's life expectancy is 2 days.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:44 am to
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Fast zombies or slow zombies?


This makes all the difference on the world. Slow zombies? I can wreck some shite. Fast zombies? frick no. Running means jumping, and they don't tire out since they really don't have a cardiovascular system that functions. If there was a zombie apocalypse of fast zombies then put me in Cuba, or I'm eating a bullet.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97640 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:45 am to
Cuba can be cool if you have money


100% no question Cuba
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Zombie Apocalypse the average person's life expectancy is 2 days.


You forgot we're on the OT. Every poster has unlimited ammo, firearms, and would be king dingaling in a zombie apocalypse. I'll take my chances in Cuba.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14794 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Fast zombies? frick no. Running means jumping, and they don't tire out since they really don't have a cardiovascular system that functions. If there was a zombie apocalypse of fast zombies then put me in Cuba, or I'm eating a bullet.


What if you just tied all dead peoples shoes together?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:50 am to
Zombies are probably better drivers than just about everybody on the roads today so it won't be all bad. They would definitely respect the left lane for passing only rule.

The Rant will probably get better, too.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40806 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:51 am to
If they are walking dead type zombies, i'd stay in the US and make it work. But i'd probably move up north in the plains.
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18380 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:52 am to
Cuba.
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
21744 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:54 am to
Cuban women are fine as hell. Of course I'd live in Cuba.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11228 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:55 am to
quote:

What if you just tied all dead peoples shoes together?




This defense hadn't occurred to me. I feel more prepared now.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Zombie Apocalypse the average person's life expectancy is 2 days.


I believe that's how it trended in all of our previous zombie apocalypses.
Posted by CoonassatTEXAS
Austin, TX
Member since Nov 2005
1047 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 9:13 am to
Cuba is amazing. Easiestly the one safest Caribbean countries.

Havana is 10x safer than nola.
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