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re: would you be pissed if you were me?

Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:21 am to
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6585 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:21 am to
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We have a great marriage.


That's why you continually come to the therapist of the OT for advice and comfort.

Read some of your other threads, she's been long dicked by someone else and frankly with your whining to strangers - I can't blame her.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202721 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:23 am to
quote:

We have a great marriage


Doesn't sound like it..... From your OP.....

quote:

I actually lol at a few of them.


I wouldn't.....


quote:

She's 115 lbs soaking wet


Does she have like real big titties?????
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202721 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:24 am to
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automatically turns to they are cheating on you with Malcolm with a 10 inch dick



So the dudes name was Malcolm?????
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27677 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:27 am to
Thanks for the advice everyone

Looks like I overreacted and she was in the right


I wish her and Malcolm or Tyrelle a great life
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:28 am to
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Malcolm or Tyrelle


shite, she gets tag teamed on the reg
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202721 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:29 am to
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Looks like I overreacted and she was in the right



sucker
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:32 am to
I don't know how much I would. I've pulled some drunken stunts earlier in our relationshi. I can say wwith certainty my wife wouldn't do what yours did.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105399 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:33 am to
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Looks like I overreacted and she was in the right



I'm getting the feeling you are the female in the relationship.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57622 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:34 am to
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Looks like I overreacted and she was in the right


You can't be serious
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27677 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:35 am to
You guys don't get sarcasm apparently
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:35 am to
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Looks like I overreacted and she was in the right


she's probably adjusting the strap-on right now, and trying to stifle a laugh
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71347 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:36 am to
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well considering its 8 of us from work(4 couples) yes i wanted her go and it was an invitation from my boss and his boss that will both be there with their wives



This. If she knew this was the case, she fricked up.
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:38 am to
His wife just drank his promotion away.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:39 am to
For real. Stupid wretch.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202721 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:53 am to
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You guys don't get sarcasm apparently




Oh I get it.... What YOU don't get is that she probably has cheated on you I the past and you are being a pussy about this whole thing... You want advice??? OK... Wake her arse up and frick the dogshit out of her and while doing so, Explain how frustrated with her you are and she needs to have her "A" game NOW to make up for it... Take control dude instead of crying like a little bitch on here.........
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:55 am to
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Oh I get it.... What YOU don't get is that she probably has cheated on you I the past and you are being a pussy about this whole thing... You want advice??? OK... Wake her arse up and frick the dog shite out of her and while doing so, Explain how frustrated with her you are and she needs to have her "A" game NOW to make up for it... Take control dude instead of crying like a little bitch on here.........


that was beautiful man, just envision Don Corleone slapping around that wedding singer while reading
ETA: Johnny Fontaine
This post was edited on 5/17/14 at 11:59 am
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6585 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:57 am to
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kids are away for the weekend


He does come off like the one that wears the skirt in the relationship. Is this all just a passive aggressive response to his wife preferring to get tanked at Chili's 2 for 1 instead of giving him an evening of just the two of them intimacy?

Don't worry for her. She still got hers last night.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79128 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 12:54 pm to
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I'm getting the feeling you are the female in the relationship.



Well, if you heard "my spouse got plowed at a happy hour, and it screwing up a big day of plans I have for us tomorrow" the only natural assumption is that it was the dude who got hammered and the girl who had all the lame plans.

But yeah, if your wife is getting shite housed and throwing up at 830, I'd say there may be a problem.

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 12:54 pm to
I would've dumped a cold bucket of water on her, then gone out and bought a tazer to wake that ho up. Seems like you had that shite planned for a while, and she is disrespectful as the frick. I'd call her out in front of your coworkers at the festival and shame her, but I'm a vengeful a-hole that doesn't take shite from other people.

She drank from 4pm to 8pm and was still hungover this morning? Something is fishy there. I drank from 10pm to 5am (probably a fifth and a half and 7 fireballs), and was up at 10 because I had to go install some new doors in this chick's house for her, and I'm not even laying the pipe.

Seriously man, she's lying to you about something. No way in hell would someone still be hungover after drinking for 4hrs. Even if she isn't, that is still extremely disrespectful, and I'd break up with her over it
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202721 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 1:00 pm to
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and I'd break up with her over it


So divorce is the answer??? Well that's nice just leave her and the kids because of a night of drinking???? NOW if she DID cheat on him that's different... Was she stupid for driving home THAT drunk... YES........
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