Worst Tigerland Experience

Inb4beta

Lost my friend

Ive wasted money and time there. Never gotten laid, got punched by a dude ( granted I did try to grind with his girlfriend), and one time a rcist bouncer didn't let me into mikes. FRICK tigerland

I've only had two experiences and I enjoyed both of them. 2008 and 2012 Bama LSU. I was surprised how well we all got along.

I don't even know where to begin.

This one time, I was there.

/story

DC?

I was DD for a group for some chicks bday. I had a rental car and we rolled in 5 deep. After the night was over, I went to get the car and as I was walking up to the rental car, a drunk kid in an extended cab long wheelbase truck literally backed into and onto the hood of the car. The rear tires were on the hood and fender of the car. The guy put it in drive and drove off before I could get there. His hitch tore a hole completely into the hood and there were tire marks on the hood. It was my only and worst Tigerland experience.

But to resurrect a terrible night... not only had I paid the $15/day insurance on the rental but apparently during the walk around before I rented, the ex-NCAA Athlete had noticed a "blemish" on the hood and marked it on the inspection sheet. They said as far as they knew, the "blemish" was the giant hole in the hood large enough that you could see the top of the engine. I didn't pay a dime.

Watching one of my best friends get sucker punched outside of Reggie's our freshman year. Once the rest of us saw it, we took off after the guy, they hopped into their car, then almost ran him over. If not for some random girl standing in their way, they would have ran over him.

3-way tie:

1) some dickbutt put a beer bottle on my first brand new car near Sports/Fred's. I was already in a bad mood because of high douche factor. Tossed the bottle off car and was immediately pinned against car and cuffed. Cop let me go.

2) a douchebag acacia who's now a lawyer in BR open-fist sucker punched me from behind, knocking off my glasses and they shattered on floor at the tiger. His frat brother calmed me down and explained that the frickface had issues and was probably latently gay. I'd never even seen the guy before.

3) for the first time, i saw a guy at freds who had roofied a girl I'd been seeing, before I met her. Verified by many people. I had an innate visceral and violent reaction and tried to kill him. Luckily was pulled away.

I had many good times though! I'm sure I couldn't stand more than 3 minutes these days.