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Posted on 6/21/17 at 9:44 am to Quinn225
Eh, kids are cruel as frick......
Posted on 6/21/17 at 9:48 am to schwartzy
quote:Did you find said "cucumber" in the special drawer of her night stand
I shoplifted Larry the cucumber from veggie tales because I wanted it. I didn't know any better but it made my mom cry
Posted on 6/21/17 at 9:49 am to President
Clicked on the soccer board. Thanks to the beta version I'll never have to question if I'm gay or not again
Posted on 6/21/17 at 9:50 am to President
During whichever hurricane/ts hit in Nov 2007, a bunch of people (guys and gals) met up to play tackle football on the parade grounds in the pouring rain.
Everyone would tackle the guys, but we would all just wrap up the girls and bring them down instead of tackling them. Well, when we were on defense one time, the other team ran a girl up the middle and I went in to "tackle" her. I went to wrap her up, but I slipped on my front foot and dropped my shoulder right into her chest and laid her the frick out. She was normal sized and I was about 210 at the time. She was flat on her back with the wind knocked out of her. I felt horrible and I was 90% sure my arse was about to be kicked.
I had never even met this girl before either. Needless to say, we did not end up having sex.
Everyone would tackle the guys, but we would all just wrap up the girls and bring them down instead of tackling them. Well, when we were on defense one time, the other team ran a girl up the middle and I went in to "tackle" her. I went to wrap her up, but I slipped on my front foot and dropped my shoulder right into her chest and laid her the frick out. She was normal sized and I was about 210 at the time. She was flat on her back with the wind knocked out of her. I felt horrible and I was 90% sure my arse was about to be kicked.
I had never even met this girl before either. Needless to say, we did not end up having sex.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:00 am to President
At about 11 years old a group of neighborhood kids were fighting over turf in the woods by our house by having a BB gun war. Mid-way through, my Brother got shot in the head ( flesh wound...Red Rider BB Gun) At that moment we realized how stupid this fight was and I screamed across the ditch at them that he was hit and they needed to stop.
After 10 more shots whizzed by I got pissed and jumped out from behind a tree and shot straight at them to scare them. I hit some kid square in the glasses...glass everywhere, blood on his face, kid crying that his Mom would kill him...seemed to still have both eyes thank God. This could have been much worse and I still cringe when I think about how dumb that whole scene was...
After 10 more shots whizzed by I got pissed and jumped out from behind a tree and shot straight at them to scare them. I hit some kid square in the glasses...glass everywhere, blood on his face, kid crying that his Mom would kill him...seemed to still have both eyes thank God. This could have been much worse and I still cringe when I think about how dumb that whole scene was...
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:04 am to President
I didn't know what the middle finger meant as a kid. I just saw people do it in movies so I though it was a thing.
I stood out in the yard by side of the road and shot the bird to every car that passed. I'm sure many people were like WTF seeing a 6 year old flip them off.
I stood out in the yard by side of the road and shot the bird to every car that passed. I'm sure many people were like WTF seeing a 6 year old flip them off.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:04 am to President
Shot an slightly exposed pvc pipe with a pellet gun... yep... it was a 24" water main
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:06 am to President
Lit a pack of firecrackers that was sticking out of my friends back pocket.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:09 am to ShoeBang
I accidentally ratted out my boy to his fiancé. We were working in and out of town for about 6 months on a project with a team of other people who travelled with us. My buddy was making out with this girl one night. A few weeks later back home we were up late drinking at his house. He passed out so the fiancé and I were still drinking and shooting the shite.
She says, "I know he kissed her but does he have any feelings for her?"
I was too drunk so the alarm bells weren't ringing In my head. I reply, "Well yeah he kissed her but we were really drunk and he doesn't have any feelings for her."
Oh shite.
She BLOWS UP! SCREAMING. RUNS OVER AND STARTS YELLING IN HIS FACE WAKING UP.
I sneak out the back.
All worked out for the best. Both happily married to other people with families now. But man did I feel bad at the time. She fooled me.
She says, "I know he kissed her but does he have any feelings for her?"
I was too drunk so the alarm bells weren't ringing In my head. I reply, "Well yeah he kissed her but we were really drunk and he doesn't have any feelings for her."
Oh shite.
She BLOWS UP! SCREAMING. RUNS OVER AND STARTS YELLING IN HIS FACE WAKING UP.
I sneak out the back.
All worked out for the best. Both happily married to other people with families now. But man did I feel bad at the time. She fooled me.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:10 am to President
Hit a plastic surgeon with a gocart 2 weeks after his back surgery and broke his wrist
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:31 am to President
I was way too young to remember any of this, but my mom told me the story. Evidently when I was a small child I was crawling on my father, slipped and fell with my foot on one of his balls. Few days later, he went to the hospital because it was still hurting. They examined and it had a lump. Thinking it could be cancer, they surgically removed it. The biopsy came back negative, and the lump was just a bruise.
So, I accidentally cost my father a testicle. Felt guilty about that ever since my mom told me.
So, I accidentally cost my father a testicle. Felt guilty about that ever since my mom told me.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:45 am to Raghavan
Staying on the cheating topic:
I once told on myself on accident.
Went drinking on a double date with some friends and my GF. After a few drinks I told the story about how much fun we had at the hotub drinking wine a couple nights before. Right after the story I realized I had brought another girl and not the GF. She was steaming mad but handled it well. Got her shite out my apt and I never heard a word from her until months down the road. I didn't even try to cover it up, I stone cold accidentally told on myself.
I once told on myself on accident.
Went drinking on a double date with some friends and my GF. After a few drinks I told the story about how much fun we had at the hotub drinking wine a couple nights before. Right after the story I realized I had brought another girl and not the GF. She was steaming mad but handled it well. Got her shite out my apt and I never heard a word from her until months down the road. I didn't even try to cover it up, I stone cold accidentally told on myself.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 10:54 am to SuperSaint
I once called my fiancée now wife by my frick buddies name on accident. I seen my life flash before my eyes.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:04 am to President
Misfilled a prescription, resulting in the patient having a seizure.
I still feel bad about it. Her medical bills were taken care of, she forgave me and didn't sue. She still gets all her prescriptions from me.
I still feel bad about it. Her medical bills were taken care of, she forgave me and didn't sue. She still gets all her prescriptions from me.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:06 am to OKellsBells
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Misfilled a prescription, resulting in the patient having a seizure.
I still feel bad about it. Her medical bills were taken care of, she forgave me and didn't sue. She still gets all her prescriptions from me.
Damn. That's pretty bad. I know she didn't sue, but did you suffer any other ramifications? Could have killed her.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:06 am to OKellsBells
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Misfilled a prescription, resulting in the patient having a seizure.
Just the thought of that gives me the shakes.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:07 am to OKellsBells
Ouch, that's got to be a scary one in your profession.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:08 am to President
worst thing I ever did...hrm...
I guess maybe I shouldn't smoke in the kitchen of my condo. Ya see this young wimpy guy with zero social skills lives next door and I'm pretty sure he smells my cigs....
I guess maybe I shouldn't smoke in the kitchen of my condo. Ya see this young wimpy guy with zero social skills lives next door and I'm pretty sure he smells my cigs....
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:09 am to Displaced
No, I have been practicing 9 years and this was the only harmful error I've ever made. That's actually pretty damn good.
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