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Worst Movie Theatre Experience?
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:44 pm
Movie/Location
Forgetting Sarah Marshall/Jackson,MS
So I sit down with my senorita and we get situated. There's a preview on "I Love You, Man". A couple had their little shithead sitting next to us, kid is around 4 and in the theater for this film. He starts chocking on a popcorn kernel and the mom starts screaming like a banshee out of the 8th circle of Hell. The dad then proceeds to give him the heimlich maneuver and the kid lets loose of the popcorn and it lands directly on my hand. I have a mini freakout, not because of the child, but because of the regurgitated popcorn that landed on me. The she-beast then proceeds to start yelling at the top of her lungs "WHAT THA HELL ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT?" in her thick south Jackson voice. Then refused to leave the theatre when the ushers rushed in. Needless to say I left the theater,lest I end up on a episode of Steve Wilkos show live from a cinema, but got a nice la mamada afterwards. How about you OT?
Forgetting Sarah Marshall/Jackson,MS
So I sit down with my senorita and we get situated. There's a preview on "I Love You, Man". A couple had their little shithead sitting next to us, kid is around 4 and in the theater for this film. He starts chocking on a popcorn kernel and the mom starts screaming like a banshee out of the 8th circle of Hell. The dad then proceeds to give him the heimlich maneuver and the kid lets loose of the popcorn and it lands directly on my hand. I have a mini freakout, not because of the child, but because of the regurgitated popcorn that landed on me. The she-beast then proceeds to start yelling at the top of her lungs "WHAT THA HELL ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT?" in her thick south Jackson voice. Then refused to leave the theatre when the ushers rushed in. Needless to say I left the theater,lest I end up on a episode of Steve Wilkos show live from a cinema, but got a nice la mamada afterwards. How about you OT?
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:48 pm to Fidel Castro
Why did I just read all that? What a weak story
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:50 pm to Fidel Castro
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:51 pm to Ed Osteen
I worked at a movie theatre in high school.
We had a guy who worked there who was handicapped in a wheel chair so he couldn't do much. He usually took tickets at the podium.
He eventually got promoted to supervisor, and he was a total dick. We all were cool with him when he was a normal employee and kind of felt bad for him because of his condition, but when he became supervisor he was too much. Way too bossy and a major power tripper. One night he took it too far and I got mad and kicked over a trash can to vent my anger.
I didn't get fired, instead the guy got demoted back to ticket taker at the podium. Apparently way too many employees complained to management about his power tripping and my kicking the trash can was the last straw.
We had a guy who worked there who was handicapped in a wheel chair so he couldn't do much. He usually took tickets at the podium.
He eventually got promoted to supervisor, and he was a total dick. We all were cool with him when he was a normal employee and kind of felt bad for him because of his condition, but when he became supervisor he was too much. Way too bossy and a major power tripper. One night he took it too far and I got mad and kicked over a trash can to vent my anger.
I didn't get fired, instead the guy got demoted back to ticket taker at the podium. Apparently way too many employees complained to management about his power tripping and my kicking the trash can was the last straw.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:54 pm to Fidel Castro
I got a bj whilst viewing Zoro in the theatre.
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:58 pm to tigerman03
quote:
I got a bj whilst viewing Zoro in the theatre.
did she use teeth or carve a Z on your scrotum? If not that doesn't sound that bad of a deal brotha man
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:58 pm to Fidel Castro
1. Nim's Island - couple of wild-arse, movie-hopping kids carrying on like the auditorium was an outdoor playground while everyone in the audience tried to act like nothing was going on
2. The Exorcist Re-release - some thug walked in during the middle of the movie and proceeded to have a phone conversation with a friend about some Steelers game just to frick up everyone's moviegoing experience. After a few minutes, he abruptly got up and left.
3. The shitty single mother who brought her toddlers to the Saw screening I attended.
Needless to say, I rarely goto the theater anymore because people have no respect in public for others anymore.
2. The Exorcist Re-release - some thug walked in during the middle of the movie and proceeded to have a phone conversation with a friend about some Steelers game just to frick up everyone's moviegoing experience. After a few minutes, he abruptly got up and left.
3. The shitty single mother who brought her toddlers to the Saw screening I attended.
Needless to say, I rarely goto the theater anymore because people have no respect in public for others anymore.
This post was edited on 3/26/14 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:01 pm to Fidel Castro
quote:
that doesn't sound that bad of a deal brotha man
Worst part about it was the movie itself.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:01 pm to shutterspeed
Got busted cutting a hole in the bottom of my popcorn bucket...quit a scene
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:05 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
Got busted cutting a hole in the bottom of my popcorn bucket...quit a scene
Who did you think you were--Mickey Rourke?
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:10 pm to Fidel Castro
I can't find it, but someone on the movie board posted a story about being in a theater with an entire busload of special ed kids, one of whom was loudly shitting himself throughout the movie. It was one of the funniest things I've ever read, but again, I can't find it.
Mine was Star Trek: Generations. There was a special kid in the front row who kept yelling "ENGAGE! ENGAGE! ENGAGE!" the entire movie. It was funny for about the first half hour.
Mine was Star Trek: Generations. There was a special kid in the front row who kept yelling "ENGAGE! ENGAGE! ENGAGE!" the entire movie. It was funny for about the first half hour.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:14 pm to Fidel Castro
Went to see "This Is It" and the woman sitting next to me was sobbing the whole time and speaking to MJ as though he could hear her.
"Moonwalk Michael!! Moonwalk for me!!"
"You were so talented MJ!! Your greatness will be missed!"
At first it was annoying and then it got really strange.
"Moonwalk Michael!! Moonwalk for me!!"
"You were so talented MJ!! Your greatness will be missed!"
At first it was annoying and then it got really strange.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:19 pm to blueboy
Went a few weeks ago and saw Monument Men, pretty good flick. Theater behind Mall Of Louisiana has 3 or 4 cop cars out front to "keep the peace" what with all of the young hoodlums running around acting like animals. Told the S.O. i am done with trying to go out and have a dinner and a movie. Too much trash out, people do not know how to act in a public setting. They were probably all hopped up to see Ride-Along or whatever it it's called. I'm done... 
Posted on 3/27/14 at 2:04 pm to Tiger Paw Paw
When I was young went to see armageddon and some dick in the row behind me spilt a large sprite on my back. Stayed and watched the whole movie though.
Posted on 3/27/14 at 2:06 pm to bigred1600x
I went to see Life, starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy on opening night at the Elmwood Palace.
Yeah...
2 African American ladies get into a fight over a chair next to a guy in the middle of the movie. They start fighting in the aisle.
One of them gets pulled out of the theater. As she is leaving. She takes a full, large coke and throws into the crowd.
Pandemonium ensues. Good times.
Yeah...
2 African American ladies get into a fight over a chair next to a guy in the middle of the movie. They start fighting in the aisle.
One of them gets pulled out of the theater. As she is leaving. She takes a full, large coke and throws into the crowd.
Pandemonium ensues. Good times.
Posted on 3/27/14 at 2:08 pm to Fidel Castro
I'd say those that decided to see Batman in Aurora, Colorado had the worst movie theatre experience.
Posted on 3/27/14 at 2:10 pm to Fidel Castro
Wife turned around and chewed out a bunch of thug chicks b/c they kept kicking her chair. I kept watching the movie and pretended not to notice like a little bitch.
Posted on 3/27/14 at 2:11 pm to lsunurse
quote:
I'd say those that decided to see Batman in Aurora, Colorado had the worst movie theatre experience.
Would you say it was a "Dark Knight"?
Posted on 3/27/14 at 2:12 pm to StripedSaint
Thanks, I feel like an a-hole now cause I laughed at your post.
Posted on 3/27/14 at 2:13 pm to lsunurse
History teacher in high school has told us several stories of him chewing out teenagers at movie theaters for texting and talking.
But the best story he told us was when him and his wife saw a teenage girl sitting in a teenage boys lap and the girl began moving up and down. Before my teacher could say anything, an old woman stood up, clapped her hands twice to get the teens attention, and yelled "QUIT HAVING SEX IN THE MOVIE THEATER."
But the best story he told us was when him and his wife saw a teenage girl sitting in a teenage boys lap and the girl began moving up and down. Before my teacher could say anything, an old woman stood up, clapped her hands twice to get the teens attention, and yelled "QUIT HAVING SEX IN THE MOVIE THEATER."
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