re: Worst Gift Someone Brought to a "White Elephant" Party?

I grew up in the Houston suburbs and later in high school my friends and I did a white elephant. Sadly I ended up with a Fighting Texas Aggie Football shirt. I grew up bleeding purple and gold and have a super coonass last name. It was quickly given away to our nearest Goodwill.

Also got a big arse bucket of regular flavored Double Bubble gum once. It was ok, but there is only so much regular bubble gum I can chew.

I got a ball gag at last year's office Christmas party. I put it in the top of the closet and brought it back this year.

Last year, I just went around the office and took crap from peoples' desks and wrapped it. It made for some great laughs (I also threw in a bottle of wine, so it wasn't a complete joke.)