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Woman writes article on how to be a slut with Navy men.....
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:25 pm
quote:
I had sex with a sailor during Fleet Week, here's how you can too
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I was having a regular girls’ night out when it suddenly dawned on me that it was Fleet Week — every New York woman’s chance to bang a sailor. U.S. Navy, Marines and Coast Guard ships that were deployed overseas dock here for seven days, and their crews are unleashed to tour the city. I ditched my friends in search of a uniformed gentleman, met one, tossed back a few and decided it was a good idea to have sex with him on the bunk bed in his ship.
Her rules to achieve this goal....
quote:
Frequent dive bars
Be a lady
Buy them a round of drinks
Buy them a round of drinks
Have a pulse
LINK
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:26 pm to CptBengal
Earth shattering.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:26 pm to CptBengal
Just ask the enlisted ladies. They'll give you a better step by step than this.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:27 pm to CptBengal
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:28 pm to CptBengal
quote:
I had sex with a sailor during Fleet Week
I'd think any woman with a pulse could manage this.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:28 pm to CptBengal
Worthless without pics of this whore
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:28 pm to CptBengal
A woman's guide to getting laid with any subset of men:
Be a 5+
Insinuate, or directly say, that you want to get fricked
That's about it.
Be a 5+
Insinuate, or directly say, that you want to get fricked
That's about it.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:30 pm to CptBengal
quote:
Frequent dive bars
Be a lady
Buy them a round of drinks
Buy them a round of drinks
Have a puls
that and average or better looks usually works for me
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:33 pm to CptBengal
didn't click the link but this is an Onion article right?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:34 pm to CptBengal
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good idea to have sex with him on the bunk bed in his ship.
Unless regulations are really let down for Fleet Week this never happened, and keep in mind this is what berthing in the Navy is like.
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:42 pm to CptBengal
Is she really trying to make it seem like a decent looking chick has to have skill to get the dick??
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:44 pm to CptBengal
She seems to really love seaman...
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:44 pm to CptBengal
quote:
Buy them a round of drinks
Buy them a round of drinks
Never ask a Navy Man if he wants ANOTHER drink...
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:45 pm to CptBengal
Here's how you do it. Ask. That's it.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:05 pm to DoUrden
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keep in mind this is what berthing in the Navy is like.
That's enlisted berthing. CPO's and up get more room.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:34 pm to CptBengal
This is breaking news. Sounds like they're onto us. 
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