re: Woman "sexually assaulted" by a peeing toy at a Hibachi restaurant.

That couple is being ridiculous

but perhaps they should a different device moving forward. They say they will ask permission from now on.

Well, did they arrest the peeing toy or not?

Yes they did but much like the toy's pants, the charges were dropped

Same thing happened in Shreveport a while back. People are idiots.

Here are excerpts from an article about the Shreveport incident:

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Davis says his family's trip to the restuarant took a turn for the worse after the hibachi chef used a doll that simulates urination to squirt water on his 7-year-old daughter.

"He pulled the [doll's] shorts down and it pees on my daughter's face, not once but twice," says Davis.

Davis says he's shocked that that type of doll would be used in a restaurant near children and says he called police the next day to have the incident filed as a sexual crime against a minor.

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It apparently ruined the kid:

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"My daughter slept in the bed with us the last two nights in a row and she hasn't done that in years," says Davis.

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The chef said they had been using the doll for 10 years, as do so many other hibachi places. I bet dumbass Davis also thought it was really Dr. Pepper in the chef's squirt bottle.

You absolutely know they're meth dealers.

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He said "minor children and grandchildren"......

Think about that a minute...

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done..

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Minor children.........

And grandchildren........

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uh huh..

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Your minor children........

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go on...

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Have given you grandchildren......

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unless.....

The grandchildren are from non-minor children.