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Woman catches the herp from McDonalds chicken sandwich

Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:31 am
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:31 am
LINK

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McDowell immediately called over the manager who denied the allegations, so she contacted the local health department. They sent the “mayo” remains off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen.


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“I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”*


Posted by Rebel Land Shark
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:32 am to
Lovely
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:32 am to
quote:

the results were positive for 2 different types of semen.


Reason #849528 not to eat fast food.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:32 am to
Oh lawd.

Never eating there again. Never eating again period.
This post was edited on 4/29/15 at 10:33 am
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:33 am to
Just get the chicken nuggets instead.
Posted by StarkRebel
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Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:34 am to
quote:

when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar


more disturbing than the actual issue in the article.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:34 am to
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Lisa McDowell


Obvious plant is obvious

This post was edited on 4/29/15 at 10:38 am
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:34 am to
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:35 am to
first comment in the article is a snopes link saying this is FALSE

LINK
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:35 am to
Thanks for the fake and year old link, big boy.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:36 am to
I don't know what's worse. Eating it or being able to recognize the taste of semen?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:36 am to
Is that a real story? It's a year old, btw.
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:38 am to
How in the hell is this not an arseinclarse thread; even if false
Posted by dagrippa
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:39 am to
click bait bullshite
Posted by boom roasted
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:39 am to
Paid.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:40 am to
Aw hell. nothteonion has failed me. frick
Posted by Broke
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:40 am to
Dammit. I was coming to post this.
Posted by T
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:41 am to
After all these years McDonald's finally got their revenge on the McDowells.
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:50 am to


New dance called the Herp-a-Derp incoming.
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