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re: Wife insult rebuttals, what you got?

Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:32 pm to
I insult her dead relatives
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:33 pm to
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I laugh along. Then remind her I'm the only one with an income
mother fricking this.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17063 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:36 pm to
I wear the pants in the family and you wash them don't ever forget it
This post was edited on 9/25/16 at 8:41 pm
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53836 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:37 pm to
I just call my friend while she can hear me and ask him if he has a shovel and has time to come over and help me dig a hole!
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:51 pm to
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How do you respond to the sarcastic nonsense to the one you are bound to?


as luck would have it, neither of us is a member of a tribe that forbids the two parties any recourse in the event of discord or rational agreements.

my current spouse, O-T 8 (there is a reason for mentioning this)
has complained about many of the same things from early on.
More often than not, I say, then we will turn in legal papers and you should be out by Nov 1, you can leave the piano until you can move it.
insofar as she actually is a strong O-T 8, and has been a model, and is sensitive and talented, and has a great smile, and perfect green eyes, I cut her some slack.

To address your actual query, I would open a dialogue about the topic. I would say, that's nasty way of putting it, but let's talk about topic A.
here's what I hear you saying. "ABCDEGF". do I have that right?
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17063 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:53 pm to
Go piss up a rope
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
4869 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:54 pm to
You're trying way too hard dude
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3548 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:59 pm to
Tell her she's the plumber - always bringing up old shite.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9930 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:19 pm to
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How do you respond

Bend her over and PIIHB. Works every time.
This post was edited on 9/25/16 at 9:19 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65690 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:21 pm to
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If you've been married long enough, your wife will eventually tell you that you don't do x right or you need to start fixing things.
I don't accept the universal validity of your original premise.

I've never had to critique the sammich-making, etc., she's yet to feel compelled to comment on my world.

Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9930 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:23 pm to
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I wear the pants in the family and you wash them don't ever forget it

You forgot to end that statement with "bitch". But you better go to sleep with one eye open!
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175895 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:23 pm to
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soccerfüt
remind your wife she married a HO-MO

that'll shut her up
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:24 pm to
"Sorry honey, having sex with your sister has kept me awfully busy"
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65690 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:27 pm to
Owlford, you OK?

Lighten up Francis.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175895 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:28 pm to
I'm good, thanks for asking

how was your weekend ?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65690 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:29 pm to
Better than some folks, probably not as good as others.

Yours?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175895 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:33 pm to
got the gym and then a nice dinner on Friday
Yard work before the RICE game Sat. We suck balls
wish we would fire our coach

today the gym.. for a couple of hours
ate light tonight kale salad with cranberries and an orange vinaigrette
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68508 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:34 pm to
nvm
This post was edited on 9/25/16 at 10:30 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124229 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:37 pm to
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insofar as she actually is a strong O-T 8, and has been a model, and is sensitive and talented, and has a great smile, and perfect green eyes, I cut her some slack. 




"You wouldn't know her because she's from Canada and goes to another school" he added.
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