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re: Wife insult rebuttals, what you got?

Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:41 pm to
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:41 pm to
you can never unlick my butthole
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65423 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:42 pm to
Sorry about the OT loss, hopefully better days for the Owls.

Intersquad scrimmages at Reckling I'm sure. Baseball is around the corner.

Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1577 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/14/23 at 10:25 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175587 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:46 pm to
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Sorry about the OT loss, hopefully better days for the Owls.
weakest OWLS team Ive seen since the 70s

but the new digs are nice, good food,, cold beer,, short lines
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:50 pm to
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If you've been married long enough, your wife will eventually tell you that you don't do x right or you need to start fixing things.


How many years, on average? Going on 15 married and she still doesn't pull that. (More to do with her not being a b word than me being a badass lol)
Posted by 90Delmore
Member since Feb 2006
260 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:53 pm to
If I was a better man Icould have got a better wife
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56086 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:57 pm to
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If you've been married long enough, your wife will eventually tell you that you don't do x right or you need to start fixing things
Part of being married is being a maintenance man. Keep your shite up. It's part of the job.

Especially if you own a house and a shite load of cars. You've gotta know how it turn a wrench.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65423 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:08 pm to
John F. Kennedy speaking in Rice Stadium on 9/12/62:

"But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to go to the moon! We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too."

(My emphasis.)

Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29401 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:50 pm to
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I just call my friend while she can hear me and ask him if he has a shovel and has time to come over and help me dig a hole!
And we have a winner!
Posted by 3en
Member since May 2015
507 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:53 pm to
Slap her arse as the warning. The face comes next.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20336 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:55 pm to
I'll sometimes snap a hearty Nazi salute. She HATES it.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29401 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:01 pm to
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If I was a better man I could have got a better wife


Good one.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20936 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:49 pm to
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your wife will eventually tell you that you don't do x right or you need to start fixing things.



1. Take the gag-ball out of your mouth.

2. Say the secret password and ask for permission to speak.

3. Ask when it's your turn to hurl the insults.
This post was edited on 9/25/16 at 11:50 pm
Posted by monroe71201
Where you live
Member since Oct 2011
472 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 12:14 am to
Posted by ATL-TIGER-732
ATL
Member since Jun 2013
2291 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 12:23 am to
I finally recognized a pattern. No matter her perceived problem or what was said, she always had to get the last word.

So I would say "Last word". That would fire her up and she would eventually run down. I would say "Last word" again until she would give up and shut up.
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