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re: Why is sitting down while peeing so frowned upon?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 12:51 pm to Macintosh504
Posted on 8/31/15 at 12:51 pm to Macintosh504
Due to... ahem, "size issues" (not really an issue at all if you ask me - just the damn popular culture and their inexplicable fascination with "big things") I am incapable of peeing while sitting - it would just fly straight over the toilet seat onto the bathmat beneath my feet (or, rather, it would do this if I didn't also have a pathetically weak stream).
I had to have special handrails installed around my toilet to allow me to sort of "perch" myself over the bowl and horizontal to the floor. I still miss a lot, though, due to my aforementioned weak stream so it kinda just dribbles down my leg onto the floor anyways.
I had to have special handrails installed around my toilet to allow me to sort of "perch" myself over the bowl and horizontal to the floor. I still miss a lot, though, due to my aforementioned weak stream so it kinda just dribbles down my leg onto the floor anyways.
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Posted on 8/31/15 at 12:57 pm to Wtodd
quote:
My personal record is just under 6 minutes
BULL frickING shite
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:01 pm to Howyouluhdat
On a related story, while at the LSU/Carolina game a few years ago in BR (yeah, you guys won, shock), I saw a man around 25-30 drop his pants to his ankles to relieve himself at halftime. Is this a cultural thing, or was he wasted?
Was it one of you?
Was it one of you?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:03 pm to Howyouluhdat
quote:
BULL frickING shite
ETA:
quote:
The longest piss delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 mins
24secs by Mr Jon Dixon (GB) in the doorway of a newsagents shop in
Bracknell high street on 22nd December 1986. Mr Dixon was arrested and
charged with a public order offence 17 mins into his record attempt, but
arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him
back to the station for a kicking.
LINK
508 seconds is the official time in Guinness
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:05 pm to Howyouluhdat
quote:
BULL frickING shite
Believe what you want....I looked at the alarm clock on the night stand when I got up & when I returned and 6 minutes had passed....I realize it wasn't exactly 6 minutes but something less.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:20 pm to Macintosh504
I have been pissing out of my arse all morning so I kind of have to sit down today....
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:29 pm to The Sad Banana
quote:
So I'm not the only one?
Nope
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:35 pm to Macintosh504
You know how I know you're gay?
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