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Why does coffee make us poo?
Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:49 am
Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:49 am
Like clockwork. At least I'm regular but damnit I'd like to, for once, enjoy a cup or two without having to go drop off the Cosby kids.
On another note, did you know coffee can kill MRSA living inside the nostrils? Apparently it's the hot vapors. Also, MRSA lives and thrives inside the nostrils of 2.5 million healthy and hygienic Americans.
#themoreyouknow
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On another note, did you know coffee can kill MRSA living inside the nostrils? Apparently it's the hot vapors. Also, MRSA lives and thrives inside the nostrils of 2.5 million healthy and hygienic Americans.
#themoreyouknow
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Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:50 am to poops_at_parties
Golly gee you know a lot about poop fella.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:50 am to poops_at_parties
Don't ask, just enjoy the bm.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:54 am to fr33manator
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Golly gee you know a lot about poop fella.
If you hold each cheek back as you lower it onto the seat, there's less cleanup after. This results in the use of less toilet paper and lower incidences of clogged toilets. Also you save on tp each year too!
Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:55 am to poops_at_parties
I like to drink beer for hours on an empty stomach, go to sleep and then down two coffees and a cigarette. The aftermath is spectacular
Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:56 am to poops_at_parties
Do you drink it at a party?
Posted on 9/30/16 at 6:00 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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I like to drink beer for hours on an empty stomach
I do have some pretty foul poops after drinking.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 6:06 am to poops_at_parties
If you need a well timed poop, coffee does the trick
Posted on 9/30/16 at 6:22 am to poops_at_parties
Serious answer: it stimulates the digestive tract.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 6:32 am to poops_at_parties
quote:I must admit that you make more less from less volume of posts than either of your fellow triplets mizzou and rebeloke.
poops_at_parties
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With your fixation on the defacation process, you'd probably make a good case study for a Child Development thesis.
tl/dr: You think too much, shite Happens.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 7:00 am to poops_at_parties
It's the large dosage of caffeine.
Google
Posted on 9/30/16 at 7:17 am to soccerfüt
quote:
I must admit that you make more less from less volume of posts than either of your fellow triplets mizzou and rebeloke.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 7:19 am to Upperdecker
Coffee + Banana, IMO...
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