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Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:21 pm to deltaland
Just take my ashes to St. Louis,
drop em in the Mississippi where the current's strong.
I wanna flow back through the Southland,
I wanna know I'm going home.
Signed,
DAC
drop em in the Mississippi where the current's strong.
I wanna flow back through the Southland,
I wanna know I'm going home.
Signed,
DAC
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:30 pm to TigerRad
quote:
best thing to do is donate yourself to the University of Tennessee forensic program body farm.
High research value for catching murderers etc
Oh I love the body farm. It is such a great place and the research there is just so important. Fascinating work being done there indeed.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:36 pm to NyCaLa
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Sometimes I'll greet poor Felix before taking my first gulp of coffee.
I think that is pretty cool. It's nice to be able to still have him in your life and to have a sense of humor about it.
I seriously hope at my funeral that they have a blast and laugh so much over all the stupid stuff I did. Dont even want a funeral, just get together, get a keg and some good smoke and good music and have a damn party.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:41 pm to gingerkittie
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Dont even want a funeral, just get together, get a keg and some good smoke and good music and have a damn party.
Perfect..
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:42 pm to deltaland
Eeewww. Worms eating grandma.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 4:25 pm to deltaland
I'm demanding a pyramid rivaling those in Giza be built for me. Anything less will really piss me off.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 4:27 pm to deltaland
don't some cheap funeral homes say if you buy the coffin at regular price we throw in everything else free.
I think this is cheaper that getting a less expensive coffin and paying for everything else.
sorry to digress on your thread.
I think this is cheaper that getting a less expensive coffin and paying for everything else.
sorry to digress on your thread.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 4:50 pm to JETigER
The Abby in Covington sells and delivers and sends you a bill. $800
Beautiful blonde wood. Simple design.
Beautiful blonde wood. Simple design.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 4:53 pm to deltaland
That's why I shall be burned and given back to nature as I was meant to be.
I'm no use in a box, inside of a box, in the ground.
I'm no use in a box, inside of a box, in the ground.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 4:54 pm to idlewatcher
1000... 10ish years ago.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 4:59 pm to gingerkittie
As for donations there is also body world. They do plastination. Remove all fluids and pump you full of plastic for the displays.
Cool exhibit by the way.
donate
Cool exhibit by the way.
donate
Posted on 9/12/17 at 5:04 pm to CORIMA
Give every piece of me to someone alive if they can use it and cremate the rest.
Then dump a fourth of my ashes in the 4 major oceans.
ETA:
No one is allowed to wear black at my funeral/wake. Alcohol will be served as well as my favorite foods. Then my best friends and family have an open mic to roast me.
Then dump a fourth of my ashes in the 4 major oceans.
ETA:
No one is allowed to wear black at my funeral/wake. Alcohol will be served as well as my favorite foods. Then my best friends and family have an open mic to roast me.
This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 9/12/17 at 5:06 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I want one of those monk coffins.
We buried my stepdad in one two years ago at his request. It was actually extremely well made, and humble, which is the way he wanted it.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 5:10 pm to CORIMA
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SAINT JOSEPH ABBEY, 75376 RIVER RD, SAINT BENEDICT, LA 70457
Yep he chose the second one. He had 3 years of leukemia to plan it. Cancer fricking sucks holddoor dick.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 5:13 pm to deltaland
because I think it's illegal to rent them.
EDIT -- learned I am wrong-- at leas for cremations. Why doesn't everybody do this for the wake, and then get buried in a shipping crate?
EDIT -- learned I am wrong-- at leas for cremations. Why doesn't everybody do this for the wake, and then get buried in a shipping crate?
This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 9/12/17 at 5:18 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I want one of those monk coffins.
They ain't exactly giving those away either. The "Monastic" style is the least expensive and it's $1,700 plus tax. The nicer one is $2,250 plus tax.
The people are great at St Joseph's Abbey and were easy to work with. I have no complaints about them. But the idea that you can get a cheap pine box from them for a couple of hundred bucks is not accurate. (For starters, they use cypress...)
Posted on 9/12/17 at 5:36 pm to zeebo
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The Abby in Covington sells and delivers and sends you a bill. $800 Beautiful blonde wood. Simple design.
Not anymore. I don't know if they're now colluding with the funeral homes or what, but the $800 coffin wasn't available when I was shopping for one.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 5:39 pm to phil good
Yeah good luck with that....they just chuck grannies old bones out back
This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 9/12/17 at 6:08 pm to deltaland
Past 3 funerals I've been to, the deceased had a rented casket for the funeral mass and then were cremated.
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