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Why do guitar/piano players make scrunched up/retarded faces when they play?

Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:13 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28612 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:13 pm
It’s the douchiest thing. If you’re headlining Woodstock, in the middle of an acid trip, and have a 100k people vibing with you then maybe you’re justified making odd faces to show you’re really “into it.” Everyone else, settle the frick down and just play your instrument. You look ridiculous.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:15 pm to
You sound jealous and ignorant.

Just like every other thread you post.

Music is spiritual and emotional and intense and when you are the one making that music you can’t help the physical manifestation of your spiritual enlightenment emerging from your essence.
This post was edited on 7/26/20 at 6:19 pm
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3961 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:16 pm to
Showing ladies their O face.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28612 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

You sound jealous and ignorant.

Just like every other thread you post


^ dude who scrunches his face while playing John Mayer songs to people who are annoyed he brought his guitar to the party again.
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
Member since Feb 2007
1766 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:18 pm to
you don't like guitar O-face?

Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

dude who scrunches his face while playing John Mayer songs to people who are annoyed he brought his guitar to the party again.


Jokes on you I fricking hate John Mayer.

I only play 80s Joel.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12065 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:20 pm to
The same reason singers look like they’re having labor pains when they try to hit that high note.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131506 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:20 pm to
Some people get boners over what type of shoes black guys wear.

Other people can feel music.

Different strokes for different folks.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

^ dude who scrunches his face while playing John Mayer songs to people who are annoyed he brought his guitar to the party again.



^ dude who's mad that John Mayer is a better guitarist than you could ever be with 100 lifetimes of practice
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28612 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

Music is spiritual and emotional and intense and when you are the one making that music you can’t help the physical manifestation of your spiritual enlightenment emerging from your essence.




They do it because they see others do it. Like kids who wear those gay arse necklaces to play baseball. Are necklaces a natural accompaniment to playing baseball? No, it’s a fad/learned behavior.
Posted by Eyebesmacinhose
Enterprise, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2017
1725 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:23 pm to
Fingernails are too tight.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28612 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Some people get boners over what type of shoes black guys wear.


If I made ridiculous faces when I tried on shoes you’d have a point.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:25 pm to
That's like asking why do people make faces when they cum
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

They do it because they see others do it.


Some posers? Sure. True artists? Nope. It’s what the body does when the brain is on another plane of existence .

quote:

Like kids who wear those gay arse necklaces to play baseba


You’re comparing the practice, dedication, ability, and talent required to master an instrument with a clothing choice?
This post was edited on 7/26/20 at 6:41 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124623 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Music is spiritual and emotional and intense and when you are the one making that music you can’t help the physical manifestation of your spiritual enlightenment emerging from your essence.



Bingo.

Oh Breesus I’m about to email you something I wrote last night you might enjoy
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131506 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:34 pm to
the fact you get a boner over tennis shoes is douchey.


a person making an involuntary face while playing music is not douchey.

have a good day sir.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:36 pm to
Because music is emotion
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19883 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:43 pm to
Playing a musical instrument very well is quite painful.

This is why I didn't pursue it.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:44 pm to
When you close your eyes and feel the music your senses become heightened. It's why a lot of players also play barefoot on comfortable rugs... They can feel it in their feet too and the rugs feel extra soft.
Posted by TigerGM
Member since Nov 2014
1027 posts
Posted on 7/26/20 at 6:46 pm to
Because they are feeling the music you ignorant piece of garbage.
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