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re: Why do grown men care so much about what other grown men do differently?

Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by RileyTime
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Oct 2008
6935 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:56 pm to
I do what I want:

I wear cargo shorts, I eat carbs, I love Pitbulls and T-Swizzle is awesome.
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 10:53 am
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8322 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 1:56 pm to
I can't stand to see someone sell themselves short by simple things such as the clothing they wear. Cargo shorts just look silly. So do crossfit posters.

nothing personal to those people, they should just do themselves a favor and stop going about life with a slight disadvantage
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6611 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 3:33 pm to
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magildachunks
Upvote for the extremely rare proper use of irony on the OT.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261474 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 3:37 pm to
Insecurity. People like to fit in so they create symbols and norms for their tribe so they can feel superior to the others.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6025 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 3:40 pm to
Can't eat spaghetti in the movie theater.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 3:57 pm to
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Can't bring a gallon of water to the gym


Well not on arm day at least...shite gets heavy..

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Can't wear cargo shorts


situational apparel

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can't eat carbs


They're all lying to you

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can't have a state job


Uhh. Why.. Good retirement plans..

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can't have an oil job


Wouldn't won't one at moment either

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Can't do crossfit


Weird sweaty cults are...well weird

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can't own a pitbull


They'll bite your head of man!!

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can't like taylor swift


Every last douchebag on this site would tag the hell out of her and at least knows one of her songs... They say other wise ....They are fricking lying like a bear skin rug ...
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24604 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Can't bring a gallon of water to the gym
Can't wear cargo shorts
can't eat carbs
can't have a state job
can't have an oil job
Can't do crossfit
can't own a pitbull
can't like taylor swift


Sounds like women issues. IDGAF what anyone thinks.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9222 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:00 pm to
I blame the broken home. With so many kids growing up with no father in the house to talk some sense in to them, steer them away from douchiness, and teach them the Art Manliness, they grow up with just a moms influence. And single mothers do their best but are more and more getting a track record as less than stellar at raising fine upstanding young men.

So, with in increase of clueless douche's out there, those of us that know the do's and don'ts of the world have to call out the trashiness where we see it.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:00 pm to
Phallic size, insecurity, unhappiness
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35458 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Can't shave their arms




Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67198 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:07 pm to
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Can't bring a gallon of water to the gym


Reduces refills, but makes one look like a jackass

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Can't wear cargo shorts


Don't really understand this one. They're comfortable and provide lots of storage capacity, just like a fishing shirt which is apparently ok for some reason.

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can't eat carbs


Just crazy talk, but eating less of them probably isn't a bad thing.

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can't have a state job

Well, the pay is shite and opportunities for advancement are often shite, but they come with great job security, benefits, and plenty of time off.

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can't have an oil job

The pay is outstanding, opportunities are endless, but the hours are insane, and there's zero job security.

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Can't do crossfit

That's just sound financial sense.

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can't own a pitbull

Public Safety concern, like avoiding drinking water in Mexico. While it's not for sure you're going to get injured and/or die, the likelihood is greatly increased, so it's best to just avoid it.

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can't like taylor swift


That just makes you not a man, but that's ok...if you enjoy butt sex
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:08 pm to
I love me some cargo pants and shorts frick the haterz
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