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Why dancing is magical

Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:32 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:32 pm
Think of how much your movements are dictated by social norms or necessity. You get out of bed and go straight to the bathroom because you have to pee. You “get ready” for work because you have to. You drive to work in accordance with the rules of the road. You sit at the desk assigned to you. You do the work you are given. When you take a piss you choose the urinal that’s away from the other guy taking a piss. When you go out to dinner you follow the host to your table. You stay at your table until you’re done.

Dancing frees of us of constraints. You are not only allowed, but encouraged to move in absolute freedom. The more wild and original, the better. But you are free to simply bob your head or tap your toe, it’s purely your choice. It’s an invitation for the real you to grab the wheel and steer your physical self until the moment passes and you have to step back on the conveyor belt of “real life.”
This post was edited on 5/25/21 at 8:36 pm
Posted by raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:33 pm to
What the frick did I just read
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:34 pm to
If you say so man. I hate dancing
Posted by EuphoricSSP
Member since Feb 2021
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

When you take a piss you choose the urinal that’s away from the other guy taking a piss.


You should try and dance up next to him and use the same urinal
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:38 pm to
And yet I have probably never danced any way that was original. Surely I have only mimicked something someone else did.
Posted by Frac the world
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:39 pm to
I prefer singing in the shower.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:39 pm to
lacey shorts thray is that way
Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:40 pm to
What about line dancing? You dance to what you’re told you have to do. Your argument falls apart when you introduce different types of dancing

You wouldn’t twerk at a waltz type function. Or maybe you would...I’d like to see that if so
Posted by red sox fan 13
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:44 pm to
The only dance I know
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:45 pm to

For the same reason, having a seizure is magical.
Posted by stickly
Asheville, NC
Member since Nov 2012
2338 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:45 pm to
How many gummies did you eat?
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12095 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:45 pm to
I'm not homophobic or anything....but that is the gayest shite I have ever read in my life.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18056 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:45 pm to
What did I just read?
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:51 pm to
I can tell you this.

A man who can dance, no matter how ugly he is, can get more Grade A pussy than he can handle.
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8710 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

I can tell you this.

A man who can dance, no matter how ugly he is, can get more Grade A pussy than he can handle.




Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28590 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

I'm not homophobic or anything....but that is the gayest shite I have ever read in my life.


Really? The gayest thing I’ve ever read was your dad’s tramp stamp.
Posted by inadaze
Member since Aug 2010
4860 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:01 pm to
That's actually a really good way to describe dancing. And probably the primary reason why a lot of people feel highly uncomfortable doing it. They are deeply conditioned to literally move their physical body within a constrained set of rules and norms.
Choreography doesn't necessarily fit with the idea, though. Personally, I like when women dance imprpvisationally as opposed to doing choreographed moves.
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