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why arent there any fat vampires ?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:17 pm
as humans wouldn't they have been easier to catch thus creating more vampires ?
plus all those meaty veins = more blood
plus all those meaty veins = more blood
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:17 pm to OWLFAN86
Organic blood. Grass fed
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:17 pm to OWLFAN86
liquid diet bro.. blood is low in calories
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:20 pm to OWLFAN86
Dem vampires can smell high blood pressure a mile away
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:22 pm to OWLFAN86
They would need too big of a coffin and wouldn't be able to conceal it as well.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:23 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
why arent there any fat vampires ?
as humans wouldn't they have been easier to catch thus creating more vampires ?
plus all those meaty veins = more blood
quote:So this is what you have become.
OWLFAN86
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:25 pm to OWLFAN86
There are. Ever seen Blade?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:26 pm to OWLFAN86
Pearl from the first Blade movie was fat.
Why aren't there more fun threads to post within?
ETA: Blueboy is a genius.
Why aren't there more fun threads to post within?
ETA: Blueboy is a genius.
This post was edited on 6/27/15 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:28 pm to chinese58
dude,, that's just a movie
Im talking real life
Im talking real life
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:29 pm to OWLFAN86
I think maybe the super sonic speed and/or flying burns the necessary calories. Vamps have to haul arse to avoid those Buffy-type broads.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:14 pm to OWLFAN86
Do you feel they are discriminating against your huskiness?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:19 pm to OWLFAN86
Dat liquid diet, yo.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:21 pm to Ace Midnight
catch the AIDS after getting blood from the gays
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:21 pm to fightin tigers
quote:we should start a club
Do you feel they are discriminating against your huskiness?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:22 pm to OWLFAN86
Blood thinners. :rimshot:
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:24 pm to OWLFAN86
Cause they have AIDS
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:09 pm to OWLFAN86
Because when you become a vampire you become very attractive so as to attract prey. Duh.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:18 pm to lsunurse
quote:figures the OT resident fat hater would chime in
lsunurse
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:25 pm to OWLFAN86
Vampires get to pick their prey only reason I got. Nobody wants a fatty 
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:29 pm to Captain Crown
quote:ya know ,, there aren't many black vampires
Vampires get to pick their prey only reason I got. Nobody wants a fatty
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