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Why are most hot women “starfish” in the bedroom? (Bonus NSFW)

Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:31 pm
Been trying to step my game up and get with some OT7+ but the hotter the chick is, I’ve found the less adventurous she is in the sack.

I mean I’m all for doing my thing, but I would like some cooperation and not Patrick from Spongebob.

Here are a few starfish for you baws to see with your own eyes...

















Uncanny
Posted by gazelles
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:33 pm to
Evolution over many generations of back laying
Posted by LZ83
La
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:34 pm to
Ugly ones have to try harder
Posted by Sport Wood
Shreveport
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:35 pm to
Calvin Klein is smuggling a yo-yo.
Posted by LZ83
La
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:36 pm to
I’d yo-yo it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:36 pm to
Lemme see that chocolate starfish
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:36 pm to
They gotta make up for being ugly somehow
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:37 pm to
What does starfish mean?


Asking for a friend...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:40 pm to
Just lay there.


But Urban Dictionary has a whole different definition. Just looked, that definition is no longer there.
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 3:43 pm
Posted by EmperorGout
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:41 pm to
Bc they can be.
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:42 pm to
Was there a question in there somewhere?
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 3:43 pm
Posted by the paradigm
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:43 pm to
Jennifer Aniston is a prime example - and Halle Berry



Either that or they’re bat shite crazy
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:46 pm to
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Just lay there.



And calvin cline camel toe for the win!


Posted by Kracka
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:46 pm to
Because they are very attractive women, and men basically foam at the mouth just to have sex with. The guys are often perfectly glad just to get in a fine woman, and bust a nut. This requires little of the woman. They know it, so they don't have to try to be something they aren't. That's why you see marginal chicks who are firecrackers in the bed. There is a reason why people say fat chicks are freaks in the sack, and can suck the black off of a dick.
Posted by LSU316
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:50 pm to
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can suck the black off of a dick.


Heyyyyy-Yoooooooo!
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:50 pm to
I totally missed that.
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Calvin Klein is smuggling a yo-yo.


She looks like she's 14
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 3:52 pm
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:51 pm to
7, 2, 4, 7,7, 7, 7, 7

Rest

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Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Why are most hot women “starfish” in the bedroom? (Bonus NSFW


..because they know they don’t have to be a freak to keep you coming back for more.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Been trying to step my game up and get with some OT7+ but the hotter the chick is, I’ve found the less adventurous she is in the sack.


Simple, they do not have to...

They ugly chicks you are used to have to be more adventurous because , well...they are ugly.
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 3:53 pm
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