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Why strange women 30 years younger than me want to be FB friends.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:39 pm
I'm 53 years old. Different Mexican women with fantastic figures (I suspect they have been surgically enhanced in the bosom department) keep wanting to friend me on Facebook. They are in their 20s. Moreover, it's pretty clear, if they studied my FB page, they would discover I was married.
I checked their FB pages, and most of their friends are middle aged white dudes.
I'm a paranoid sort of person, so I assumed someone was catfishing me, so they could then make me look bad or force me into some stupid situation I would have to explain to my wife.
But I asked one of these chicks why they would want to be friends with a man 30 years older than them. BTW, they always private message me and start flirting.
(I do have much younger friends, but they're like my daughter's friends or my wife's relatives...you know...completely innocent deals.)
I learned these Hispanic chicks misunderstand what Facebook is. They think it's some kind of dating site.
So there seems to be plenty of Hispanic women who want American Sugar Daddies, I guess.
If I was single, I'd probably go for it, but I'm not sure. I'm really cheap...like Jack Benny cheap. If I was still single, I'd probably go for some homely chick who could supplement my income, even though I'm pretty well-to-do. I really like big breasts, but I think I like money more.
Oh well, it's a debate in my head I don't have to worry about.
I checked their FB pages, and most of their friends are middle aged white dudes.
I'm a paranoid sort of person, so I assumed someone was catfishing me, so they could then make me look bad or force me into some stupid situation I would have to explain to my wife.
But I asked one of these chicks why they would want to be friends with a man 30 years older than them. BTW, they always private message me and start flirting.
(I do have much younger friends, but they're like my daughter's friends or my wife's relatives...you know...completely innocent deals.)
I learned these Hispanic chicks misunderstand what Facebook is. They think it's some kind of dating site.
So there seems to be plenty of Hispanic women who want American Sugar Daddies, I guess.
If I was single, I'd probably go for it, but I'm not sure. I'm really cheap...like Jack Benny cheap. If I was still single, I'd probably go for some homely chick who could supplement my income, even though I'm pretty well-to-do. I really like big breasts, but I think I like money more.
Oh well, it's a debate in my head I don't have to worry about.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:40 pm to goodbuds
How many Nigerian princes are you helping out right now?
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:41 pm to goodbuds
Keep dreaming old man, they're 37 year old Somali hackers. Your butthole now belongs to them
This post was edited on 11/19/15 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:44 pm to goodbuds
These are fake accounts. Happens on all social media. Reject the request and block them.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:44 pm to goodbuds
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BTW, they always private message me and start flirting.
That sounds like real life women. Definitely not dudes.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:44 pm to goodbuds
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So there seems to be plenty of Hispanic women who want American Sugar Daddies, I guess.
Well yes, but that's not what is happening here.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:46 pm to goodbuds
it's either a catfish attempt or a green card attempt.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:48 pm to goodbuds
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goodbuds
You sound like a huge douchebag.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:50 pm to goodbuds
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I'm 53 years old.
didn't your pappy ever tell you "if it looks too good to be true it probably is"?
abide by that rule and you can avoid 99% of scams.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:51 pm to goodbuds
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I'm 53 years old.
It's interesting how real life age runs completely opposite to internet smarts.
I bet homeboy goes onto marlboro.com and doublechecks his I.D. before entering in his birthdate
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:52 pm to goodbuds
Bc they want to hook up with you?
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:54 pm to goodbuds
I occasionally string the little scammers along - because they have to pay rent to use the computers.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:20 pm to goodbuds
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I'm really cheap...like Jack Benny cheap... I really like big breasts, but I think I like money more.
i think we might be brothers. well, except that I'm an arse man.
had some chick younger than my daughters really HMU last year. they're looking for a sugar daddy. not interested.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:25 pm to goodbuds
I get those friend requests all the time and I immediately delete them. It's a scam
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:34 pm to goodbuds
Did you know gullible is written on the ceiling?
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:37 pm to goodbuds
Old people like you should really stay off the internet for your own good
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:49 pm to goodbuds
man, their game is to talk a little shite to you and then ask for a few dollars to come up to see you...apparently, it works well...
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