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Why strange women 30 years younger than me want to be FB friends.

Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:39 pm
Posted by goodbuds
Augusta, Georgia
Member since May 2015
306 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:39 pm
I'm 53 years old. Different Mexican women with fantastic figures (I suspect they have been surgically enhanced in the bosom department) keep wanting to friend me on Facebook. They are in their 20s. Moreover, it's pretty clear, if they studied my FB page, they would discover I was married.

I checked their FB pages, and most of their friends are middle aged white dudes.

I'm a paranoid sort of person, so I assumed someone was catfishing me, so they could then make me look bad or force me into some stupid situation I would have to explain to my wife.

But I asked one of these chicks why they would want to be friends with a man 30 years older than them. BTW, they always private message me and start flirting.

(I do have much younger friends, but they're like my daughter's friends or my wife's relatives...you know...completely innocent deals.)

I learned these Hispanic chicks misunderstand what Facebook is. They think it's some kind of dating site.

So there seems to be plenty of Hispanic women who want American Sugar Daddies, I guess.

If I was single, I'd probably go for it, but I'm not sure. I'm really cheap...like Jack Benny cheap. If I was still single, I'd probably go for some homely chick who could supplement my income, even though I'm pretty well-to-do. I really like big breasts, but I think I like money more.

Oh well, it's a debate in my head I don't have to worry about.

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:40 pm to
How many Nigerian princes are you helping out right now?
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:41 pm to
Keep dreaming old man, they're 37 year old Somali hackers. Your butthole now belongs to them
This post was edited on 11/19/15 at 5:42 pm
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:43 pm to
wow
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22910 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:44 pm to
These are fake accounts. Happens on all social media. Reject the request and block them.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22189 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:44 pm to
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BTW, they always private message me and start flirting.

That sounds like real life women. Definitely not dudes.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:44 pm to
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So there seems to be plenty of Hispanic women who want American Sugar Daddies, I guess.


Well yes, but that's not what is happening here.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:45 pm to
Dear Facebook
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67118 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:46 pm to
it's either a catfish attempt or a green card attempt.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72976 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:48 pm to
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goodbuds


You sound like a huge douchebag.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:50 pm to
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I'm 53 years old.

didn't your pappy ever tell you "if it looks too good to be true it probably is"?

abide by that rule and you can avoid 99% of scams.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10966 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:51 pm to
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I'm 53 years old.


It's interesting how real life age runs completely opposite to internet smarts.

I bet homeboy goes onto marlboro.com and doublechecks his I.D. before entering in his birthdate
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:52 pm to
Bc they want to hook up with you?
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:54 pm to
I occasionally string the little scammers along - because they have to pay rent to use the computers.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

I'm really cheap...like Jack Benny cheap... I really like big breasts, but I think I like money more.


i think we might be brothers. well, except that I'm an arse man.

had some chick younger than my daughters really HMU last year. they're looking for a sugar daddy. not interested.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38919 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:25 pm to
I get those friend requests all the time and I immediately delete them. It's a scam
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:34 pm to
Did you know gullible is written on the ceiling?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97651 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:37 pm to
Old people like you should really stay off the internet for your own good
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20154 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:48 pm to
they want your dong
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56052 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:49 pm to
man, their game is to talk a little shite to you and then ask for a few dollars to come up to see you...apparently, it works well...
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