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re: Who writes good sex?
Posted on 6/11/16 at 4:48 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 6/11/16 at 4:48 pm to fr33manator
quote:
A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense..
Posted on 6/11/16 at 4:51 pm to TrueTiger
No pickles on her tittys, no care.
This post was edited on 6/11/16 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 6/11/16 at 4:54 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Amazing is the amount I learned from your mother.
From my latest book,
The Boobs of Cleavage Manor
And so he reached tenderly out to her, prying soft skin from the prison of her petticoat. Her bosom now free, the darkness of her nipple in stark contrast to her alabaster flesh. He grasped her breast. It was like a bag of wet sand, malleable yet firm.
His face contorted as he soiled his pantaloons. "Was it good for you?, he queried.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 5:48 pm to Jamohn
I want to read the sequel, Raped by the Raptor.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 6:32 pm to Mars duMorgue
Be lazy - Rudy Ray Moore recording - "Mr. Big Dick" on the "This Pussy Belongs to Me" album. Just one of many in the great oral tradition of Homer and Scheherazade.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 6:38 pm to mauser
Rudy ray moore for the win
40 years ago, still remember him using his Dick for a walking stick in africa
And Barry white was the maestro of love
Take off that brassiere my dear
don't wantv to see noooo panties
40 years ago, still remember him using his Dick for a walking stick in africa
And Barry white was the maestro of love
Take off that brassiere my dear
don't wantv to see noooo panties
Posted on 6/11/16 at 8:13 pm to Mars duMorgue
You can also go to BDSMlibrary dot com.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 8:33 pm to Mars duMorgue
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I know of very few writers who do this
Nobody really.
But hetero males generally don't like cheesy romance novels.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:39 pm to Mars duMorgue
[quote] when I reread j.g. ballad's 'crash" for the dozenth or so time.[/quote
dam bruh.. im sorry you have no life. Who watches the same movie that much, much less a friggin book? I mean you know how it ends, do you think its going to change the next time you read it? wtf
dam bruh.. im sorry you have no life. Who watches the same movie that much, much less a friggin book? I mean you know how it ends, do you think its going to change the next time you read it? wtf
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:47 pm to oleyeller
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im sorry you have no life.
From the imbecilic tone and tenor of your post, I can say with supreme confidence that I would not trade my life for yours under any conceivable circumstance.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 10:02 pm to oleyeller
quote:
dam bruh.. im sorry you have no life. Who watches the same movie that much, much less a friggin book? I mean you know how it ends, do you think its going to change the next time you read it? wtf
You've never loved the same woman more than once? Taken the same path? Hunted the same ground?
Some things are worth revisiting, even if you know how they end.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 10:03 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:
From the imbecilic tone and tenor of your post, I can say with supreme confidence that I would not trade my life for yours under any conceivable circumstance.
go read that book again for the 45th time and get back with me... let me know if the ending has changed.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 10:59 pm to Mars duMorgue
Larry Niven. Read Ringworld, whenever an agreement was made you had to perform rishathra (sex) to seal the deal. Even if they were another species.
Posted on 6/12/16 at 12:15 am to fr33manator
quote:Close
I want to read the sequel, Raped by the Raptor.
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