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re: Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with?

Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14428 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:54 pm to
My first wife's best friend,who was married at the time, shortly after the divorce. Also, hooked up with a married woman who wanted to leave her husband for me
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:55 pm to
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So she checked her phone while you were fricking around


He knew he was losing her and the only way to draw her back in was a rim job.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:55 pm to
Client's two sisters. Told him and he just laughed. He still teases me cause one was ugly.

Representing my stepdad (he and my mom were out of the country) at his mom's funeral and his niece came on to me. She was a smoke show. Hard to say no.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98178 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:56 pm to
The mother of my younger brother's high school classmate. I was 25, she was about 40. She was wild in the sack, too. No regrets on that one.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17131 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:03 pm to
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Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with


my ex-wife
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:04 pm to
Banged Michelle Obama in the west wing of the white house. Joe Biden paid $15 to watch.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17667 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:05 pm to
One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service. The maid they set me up with was pretty hot and we fooled around a lot and she started staying over. Eventually she stopped cleaning very much and I couldn't tell what I was paying for.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66405 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:06 pm to
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So she checked her phone while you were fricking around!?!


no, we finished and were just laying down talking and her phone kept buzzing. So she got up and leaned forward between the front seats to answer texts. I'm sitting there staring at her arse while she texts and I was like "meh, if she lets me frick the first time I met her at a gas station, she'll let me lick her arse.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10597 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:06 pm to
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One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service.



No, no you didn't. You called an escort service.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:09 pm to


Sounds like her dad set y'all up from the jump tbh. Pretty good boss.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:09 pm to
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Sounds like the movie American Pie


Sounds like my browser history.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:11 pm to
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One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service. The maid they set me up with was pretty hot and we fooled around a lot and she started staying over. Eventually she stopped cleaning very much and I couldn't tell what I was paying for.


What did George, Elaine, and Kramer have to say about it?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58655 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:11 pm to
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One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service. The maid they set me up with was pretty hot and we fooled around a lot and she started staying over. Eventually she stopped cleaning very much and I couldn't tell what I was paying for.



Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202822 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:14 pm to
My 1st wives cousins wife... she took it like a champ in every hole......
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:15 pm to
I throw up in my mouth everytime you post some creepy shite like this.
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66405 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:18 pm to
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Sounds like her dad set y'all up from the jump tbh. Pretty good boss.


Her mom ***

I get the vibe that it was set up too. Don't care
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:18 pm to
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Yup, I get it now. Sorry. I'm an idiot. Carry on.....


No problem. I'm a detailed type person, but for some reason I never use enough details when giving an answer to make myself clear. I's not you, it's me.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:19 pm to
How I feel right now.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:19 pm to
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Speak for yourself. I always make it the full 45 seconds.




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