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re: Which rock star slayed the most?

Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:27 am to
Posted by Tall Tiger
Dixie
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:27 am to
This. Steven Tyler starting in the 80s once he got clean. He traded busloads of drugs for busloads of women.

Also, Ted Nugent and Lemmy.

Honorable mention: Gene Simmons, although according to the other guys in the band, Gene was a quantity over quality guy.
Posted by 0x2102
Southeastern Texas
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:28 am to
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always figured it was David Lee Roth

Na, DLR was a pussy himself. Sammy and Eddie had sex tents under the stage used during solos.
ETA: used during solos.
This post was edited on 3/13/21 at 9:30 am
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28483 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 10:02 am to
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Elvis, baw. There was no sexual fantasy he had that didn’t come to life for him

And yet he died young, morbidly obese and jammed up on the toilet.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25378 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 10:36 am to
IMO, the gold metal will go to one that was in their prime or near prime in the 1970’s and early 1980’s before potential sexual partners started getting shy about the AIDS epidemic.

It won’t be Cash or anyone whose wife was in the band or on tour with them. It won’t be anyone that died younger than 40. And it won’t be anyone that’s hitting peak popularity now during “Me Too” or Covid.

My money is on Simmons, Mercury, Jagger, or Richards....

Elvis might also be a contender just because the duration of his career and staggering popularity.
This post was edited on 3/13/21 at 10:44 am
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45802 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 11:03 am to
Jim Morrison
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15024 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 11:08 am to
It's probably not possible to know for sure who it is but you guys have definitely identified the likely candidates. No doubt guys like Robert Plant, Mick Jagger, Gene Simmons and all the others y'all have mentioned has plowed plenty in their time
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 11:42 am to
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Milli und Vanilli

Someone else was doing the actual slaying.

Milli and Vanilli were just dick-syncing.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15693 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 11:45 am to
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And yet he died young, morbidly obese and jammed up on the toilet.


He flew too close to the sun for sure, but he had his run.
Posted by PaulMainieriEmbolism
Louisianer
Member since Jul 2020
733 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:07 pm to
Adam Lambert
This post was edited on 3/13/21 at 12:13 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108767 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:16 pm to
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Jim Morrison



Considering he joined the 27 Club, I seriously doubt it.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7125 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 1:19 pm to
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Gene Simmons


John Mayer is up there for quality, Simmons for quantity. By all accounts, Simmons would frick anything with a pulse - so there are a LOT of nasty bitches in those numbers.
This post was edited on 3/13/21 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Doublebagger
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 2:00 pm to
Charles Manson
Posted by farad
St George
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 2:12 pm to
Santana...

Hendrix...

Page...

Allman...

Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10177 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 2:23 pm to
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Ted Nugent


Wow, took 5 pages for some one to mention Uncle Ted.

He said he never did drugs or alcohol but was addicted to pussy.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6536 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 2:33 pm to
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Robert Plant


Led Zeppelin set the standard for debauchery. Every act since them has tried to have their Shark Incident. No one has quite reached it.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6536 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 2:36 pm to
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And yet he died young, morbidly obese and jammed up on the toilet.


All the dead ones died badly. ALL of them.

Rock Stars don't die in a blaze of glory. They usually die pitifully in a flood of their own vomit.
Posted by Samso
nyc
Member since Jun 2013
4732 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 2:40 pm to
Elvis 100%
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34791 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 2:41 pm to
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Def Leppard had a long guitar solo in every show so Joe Elliot could go backstage and mount up a pre selected groupie. That would add up pretty fast.


Sammy Hagar used to do this also in Van Halen. Sammy is def up there
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
5865 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 2:42 pm to
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Jim Morrison

Wasn’t around long enough.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78813 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:08 pm to
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Phil Spector


fricking Kafka...
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