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re: When you shower, what do you wash first?

Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:45 pm to
What does Owlie wash first, his bootyhole or his bf's?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:45 pm to
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No, because washcloth.


Bingo.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33068 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:46 pm to
rebeloke thread
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:47 pm to
I don't wash anything, your girlfriend does it for me.
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14536 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:47 pm to
Face first then whatever after that. I ain't going butthole to face in any order.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

rebeloke thread


Rebloke would've had a 400 word essay stating the reasons his brothers neighbors mom told him he should start with his belly button and only wash left handed in counter clockwise circles.

I started this thread to see what jackass replies the OT would come up with and give us a reprieve from the fast food threads.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62975 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:50 pm to
Shampoo in hand
hair, then pits, then crotch and arse, all hand washed

Rinse pits and groin, leave shampoo in hair.

Body was into Ironhead "what's with this" thingy. Left arm and pit. Chest and belly. Right arm and pit. Back. arse and legs, then feet.

Rinse everything, head first.

Air dry
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43299 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:52 pm to
Face, body, legs, junk, crack, hair
This post was edited on 9/21/16 at 8:53 pm
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11553 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:53 pm to
Hair first.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:53 pm to
And none of you mentioned washing behind your ears. Your mothers would be disappointed.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62975 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:55 pm to
Ears get washed with the head. So does the beard when I have one.

I never wash my face, though, except with hot water and whatever falls off the head.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:59 pm to
I said neck. Behind the ears is part of the neck.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

I said neck


Will TGBFTL play it this year?
Posted by Saints72
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
473 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:03 pm to
Hair, then cock and balls the whole time
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:04 pm to
Her tits first.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68301 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Head, shoulder, knees and toes.



Eyes, ears, mouth, nose
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
1342 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:05 pm to
Deez nuts
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52604 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:06 pm to
All I know is I wash my face before my balls. Don't want my ball cheese rubbing on my face
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26149 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:06 pm to
Crotch, then armpits and torso. Dial White soap, or whatever name brand is the cheapest.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:07 pm to
hair
Face
Back, shoulders, arms, chest
Thighs, legs
Crotch
Crack

Rinse
Repeat
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