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re: When they say chronic masturbation

Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:06 am to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:06 am to
quote:

When you go blind


That's what the nuns told me. I figure I'll keep going until I need glasses.



Yeah, braille porn kinda sucks.
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 10:25 am
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25296 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:32 am to
Its not chronic masturbation syndrome if your only doing it to keep your prostate clean to avoid cancer. It's a medical necessity like blowing your nose.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56205 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 11:16 am to
quote:

The phenomenon of a testosterone spike when hungover is real.
I thought it was just me, but when I wake up horny as a billy goat
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 11:54 am to
Every day
Sometimes more than once.
Sometimes extended edge play.

Does it even though married.

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29147 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Masturbate-a-thon



So I just googled this and they had a NSFW gallery "behind the scenes" look at it. Frickin gross. Lots of old guys and fatties, plenty of leather, one guy had chains hanging out of his butt.
Posted by prepsportsallday
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2013
3514 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:28 pm to
Hillarious
Posted by JustinBRLA
Melbourne, FL
Member since Sep 2006
1095 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

I still remember the day I broke my long standing record of 2 in a day.

That record of 7 still stands.


Try being a guy with no refractory period. My record is 15 orgasms in a 5 minute span.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:28 pm to
Thats some lottery winning dna, Just in.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
21959 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

How many times a day in order for it to be considered "chronic"?
when you climax and nothing comes out, you are doing it too much...
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65683 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

My record is 15 orgasms in a 5 minute span


Quick Draw McGaw here.
Posted by geaux.home
North Shore
Member since Jan 2012
2666 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

when you climax and nothing comes out, you are doing it too much...


I prefer the term "exhausting all options"
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:49 pm to
Tapped the well too many times and it's dry...
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

vary based on age, height, and weight
correlates to the frequency of masturbation?

do you mean like fat guys can't tug on it as much because they'll get tired?
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5564 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:55 pm to
This is a real deal; My co-worker came home to his wife telling him he needed to go check on his 10-11 yr old son, because she caught him " having fun". He tells Jr that he needs to stop because it will make him go blind. Jr looks at dad with a serious face and asks him if he can do it just til he needs glasses..
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12911 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 3:05 pm to
David, I'm 5'10", 200 lbs. According to your source, what should my frequency be to be considered healthy and appropriate?

g4, you may weigh in on this as well...

Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

10,000 hours of practice


Do i get some sort of badge or ceremony after hitting this? Asking for a friend
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6987 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 3:13 pm to
Chronic masterbation - Louisiana style = that phenomenon that occurs when LSU beats Alabama !
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20231 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

when you climax and nothing comes out, you are doing it too much...


or you're taking Flomax for your prostate.
Posted by RaeMac22
Member since Dec 2016
38 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:09 am to
If the skin is falling off, it's probably enough.. otherwise keep on rubbin on ????
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20017 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:28 am to
6 is the correct number when a teenager. 2 is the number when 60+.
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