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re: When they say chronic masturbation

Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:34 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:34 am to
quote:

How many times a day in order for it to be considered "chronic"?

When you no longer have finger prints
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:39 am to
I just did it while reading this thread.

Now I'll go to read a bit of the rantards then hop over to the poli board and read a bit of the fricktards then come back to this thread in hopes someone has posted pics in this lame thread so I can have round two while drinking another cup of coffee.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:18 am to
Just wait until you learn how to hands free crank down
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65683 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:18 am to
when it starts to hurt?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65535 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:24 am to
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:01 am to
when you start skeeting dust
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9924 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:13 am to

Mon-Fri = 1x / day
Sat & Sun = 2x / day

I don't think that's a lot.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10967 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:21 am to
Is hair growing on the palm of your hand?

No? Then your not doing it too much.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:35 am to
quote:


It's not about number. But when you've beaten it so long, you start to chafe.


Ya you could have a three hour session where you just never let yourself get there - or have a five minute session and wait 30 minutes and have another five minute session.

I think length of time is a better metric than number.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14564 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:38 am to
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
10322 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:43 am to
When you pump the well dry on a daily basis?
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:44 am to
quote:

you could have a three hour session where you just never let yourself get there


frick. That.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21420 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:46 am to
quote:

How many times a day in order for it to be considered "chronic"? Asking for a friend


I bet you typed this with one hand.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:48 am to
Masanobu Sato

quote:

In 2009, Sato broke his own record by masturbating for an impressive 9 hours and 58 minutes at the Masturbate-a-thon, the San Francisco Weekly reports. His previous record was 9 hours and 33 minutes.


Not linking the article.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56205 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I have wondered if my dead grandpas and other relatives are looking down in shame.
Your grandpas sure as hell are not, that is envy not shame. You cant beat it in heaven, it says so in the Bible.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47465 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:52 am to
quote:

I still remember the day I broke my long standing record of 2 in a day.

That record of 7 still stands.


I've hit 6 a couple times on lazy hungover days.
7 is fricking impressive.

The phenomenon of a testosterone spike when hungover is real.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15534 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:54 am to
I enjoy laying on the couch watching tv with a lady friend all day after LSU tailgating quite a bit
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 8:55 am
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20389 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:26 am to
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10124 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:40 am to
When your ejaculation sounds like a fart, come at me bro.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:45 am to
quote:


That record of 7 still stands.

Yeah, I remember my first jackoffathon
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