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What's your Worst Bed Expereince?
Posted on 1/2/15 at 10:07 am
Posted on 1/2/15 at 10:07 am
Was talking to a friend this morning and said his dog vomited all over he and his wife in their bed last night. Can it be any worse than that?
This post was edited on 1/2/15 at 10:25 am
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Posted on 1/2/15 at 10:08 am to TenTex
Bitch used way too much teeth
Posted on 1/2/15 at 10:12 am to TenTex
Had a friend in the Navy that brought some random home one night. He PIIHB. Got up to take a piss/clean himself up afterwards. Came back to find the girl was gone & there was shite all in the bed.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 10:13 am to TenTex
Girl threw up giving me a bj
Posted on 1/2/15 at 10:13 am to boddagetta
As a child, I once threw up in my sleep in a sleeping bag on Christmas Eve.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 10:15 am to boddagetta
Not me, but a girl I knew would routinely wet the bed when she'd go home with guys. It got to the point where she'd always carry an extra pair of underwear.
And, yes she was hot. And, yes I would let her wet my bed.
And, yes she was hot. And, yes I would let her wet my bed.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 11:53 am to Col reb 2011
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Girl threw up giving me a bj
Did she finish?
Posted on 1/2/15 at 11:59 am to Col reb 2011
quote:
Girl threw up giving me a bj
One of the few times when MTA > ATM
Posted on 1/2/15 at 12:00 pm to TenTex
Woke up to a roach crawling on my chest.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 12:01 pm to TenTex
saw a massive black widow craw across my pillow right before I was going to turn out the lights and go to sleep.
Did not find it
Did not find it
Posted on 1/2/15 at 12:12 pm to GEAUXT
I dated a girl that was a cronic bed wetter when she was drunk. Luckily she was always drunk. Then she would get mad at me bc I would be pissed about waking up in a pool of piss. finally I said "if you piss the bed one more time we are through" The next night she did and the next morning I said "we are done here"
She was hot, smart and probably in my top 5 for BJ's and the sex so I kept her around longer than I should have.
She was hot, smart and probably in my top 5 for BJ's and the sex so I kept her around longer than I should have.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 12:24 pm to TenTex
Had a dream I was pissing myself and woke up during it to me pissing myself. As an adult. Sigh.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 12:48 pm to LucasP
Of course.. I don't believe in letting something get done halfway
Posted on 1/2/15 at 12:55 pm to TenTex
Roach ran up my nose
Posted on 1/2/15 at 12:59 pm to Col reb 2011
Went to lunch with my group from work, on the way back we had to park and walk 2 blocks to our building. I shite my pants "full load liquid" on the walk so I just peeled off from the group and called my boss from my cell which was in my wet pocket.
My wife had dropped me off at the train so I had no car, rode the train back with my pants full of poop then called her to come get me. 45 minutes of sitting in it with others around wondering what the hell that smell was.
She laughed, I nearly cried
My wife had dropped me off at the train so I had no car, rode the train back with my pants full of poop then called her to come get me. 45 minutes of sitting in it with others around wondering what the hell that smell was.
She laughed, I nearly cried
This post was edited on 1/2/15 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 1/2/15 at 1:01 pm to TenTex
Wasp got under my sheets and stung me twice on inner upper thigh. 3 more inches and I would have been like that kid on We're The Millers who got popped by the tarantula on the scrote. I kilt the wash with extreme prejudice.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 1:10 pm to The Torch
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Went to lunch with my group from work, on the way back we had to park and walk 2 blocks to our building. I shite my pants "full load liquid" on the walk so I just peeled off from the group and called my boss from my cell which was in my wet pocket.
My wife had dropped me off at the train so I had no car, rode the train back with my pants full of poop then called her to come get me. 45 minutes of sitting in it with others around wondering what the hell that smell was.
She laughed, I nearly cried
That's funny and gross and entirely off subject. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 1:17 pm to AngryBeavers
quote:
Woke up to a roach crawling on my chest.
This
but with three more details-
A. I was on a friend's boat
B. My chest is pretty dang hairy
C. I instinctively crushed the perp when I first felt it. Smashed up palmetto bug matted in one's own chest hair wakes a person up better than a smoke detector.
A long shower quickly ensued.
This post was edited on 1/2/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 1/2/15 at 1:20 pm to soccerfüt
In college I was drunk and about to pass out but had to pee and consciously said to myself "frick it" and pissed the bed and passed out.
I was really, really drunk.
I was really, really drunk.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 2:07 pm to holmesbr
quote:Do this shite sometimes too...
Had a dream I was pissing myself and woke up during it to me pissing myself. As an adult.
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