re: What&#39;s your go to body spray?

Posted by S

RIP Wayde

Member since Jan 2007

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:52 pm to Flashback

Don't use it often but LaCoste

Posted by northshorebamaman

Cochise County AZ

Member since Jul 2009

35476 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:54 pm to MrLarson

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Have you had that shite since 1982?

Polo FTW

No but the one bottle I own is from 2001 or so. It's still mostly full.

Posted by Bushmaster

19th Hole

Member since Oct 2008

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:54 pm to MrLarson

Amber Romance keeps the gnats and mosquitos off of you while fishing in the marsh. I shite you not.

Posted by porkrind

Hog Jaw

Member since Apr 2012

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:56 pm to Flashback

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I bet your definition of a real woman include having a mustache and weighing over 200 pounds

Poor guy, thinks he has to be a metro to get an attractive woman that is good for nothing but being a leach. Believe it or not you can get a attractive woman that still acts like a southern lady without having to pluck your eyebrows and wear eyeliner.

Its Friday night man! Shouldn't you be out at a club slathered with smell good shite trying to meet some slut that will one day use your money to put your kids in day care so she doesnt have to bother with them?

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Posted by porkrind

Hog Jaw

Member since Apr 2012

950 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:00 pm to Flashback

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Mikelbr, not my fave but you stand a better chance of getting some than these guys on here that think women prefer a man that stinks.

We dont stink. We take showers rather than to cover up body odor By slathering ourselves with spray shite. Every woman on this planet knows that body spray tastes like shite.

Posted by MrLarson

Member since Oct 2014

34984 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:01 pm to Bushmaster

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Amber Romance keeps the gnats and mosquitos off of you while fishing in the marsh. I shite you not.

I want to know the research behind this

Banging a chick in the marsh and you got eaten up by skeeters and she didn't

Or

Rubbing one out in the marsh and not a single Skeeter on your Peter and it clicked

Posted by Flashback

reading the chicken bones

Member since Apr 2008

8306 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:16 pm to porkrind

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Poor guy, thinks he has to be a metro to get an attractive woman that is good for nothing but being a leach. Believe it or not you can get a attractive woman that still acts like a southern lady without having to pluck your eyebrows and wear eyeliner.

You think i am a metro b/c i prefer to smell appealing to the ladies?

Posted by Howyouluhdat

On Fleek St

Member since Jan 2015

7333 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:19 pm to porkrind

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trying to meet some slut that will one day use your money to put your kids in day care so she doesnt have to bother with them?

Pretty sure the majority of people's wives do this

Posted by Flashback

reading the chicken bones

Member since Apr 2008

8306 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:23 pm to Howyouluhdat

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Pretty sure the majority of people's wives do this

The guy that posted that probably married the first thang that gave it up to him.

This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 10:25 pm

Posted by porkrind

Hog Jaw

Member since Apr 2012

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:59 pm to Flashback

I feel sorry for you guys... and your kids. Unless you guys are teenagers... then you get a pass for being ignorant.

Only worthless bitches let some stranger take care of their offspring... or want a man that smells and tastes like chemicals. I bet when a bug comes in the house you guys try to spray it with body spray as you prance around sprinkling fairy dust behind you. Body spray is for people that need to mask their stink.

If your kids are in day care there is one of two reasons. 1. She is a lazy bitch that uses your money to pay someone else to care for her responsibilities. 2. She has to have a job because you as a man are to worthless to provide for your family yourself.

Posted by Flashback

reading the chicken bones

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:01 pm to porkrind

I stand by my statement that your wife has a mustache. I am now shunning you.

Posted by el Gaucho

He/They

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:03 pm to Flashback

I use essential oils bitch

one day you'll get woke and see all the benefits

Posted by porkrind

Hog Jaw

Member since Apr 2012

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:03 pm to Flashback

Guess who has kids in day care... and no reply other than.... YOUR WIFE HAS A MUSTACHE!

Sorry you are a beta that thinks only fat ugly chicks treat men/family how they should be treated.

Posted by Flashback

reading the chicken bones

Member since Apr 2008

8306 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:05 pm to el Gaucho

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I use essential oils bitch

one day you'll get woke and see all the benefits

I honestly don't see anything that could help you get laid. Save your money for porn and a fleshlight.

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Posted by porkrind

Hog Jaw

Member since Apr 2012

950 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:06 pm to Flashback

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tequila makes my clothes fall off

How this guy met his upstanding wife that likes the taste of body spray

Posted by chinese58

NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.

Member since Jun 2004

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:15 pm to Flashback

Wintergreen fresh Skoal baby.

Posted by porkrind

Hog Jaw

Member since Apr 2012

950 posts

Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:16 pm to Flashback

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I honestly don't see anything that could help you get laid. Save your money for porn and a fleshlight.

Wait... what?? So body spray guy is now talking smack to essential oils guy all while claiming to not be a metro! This has me fricking rolling right now!!!

Posted by porkrind

Hog Jaw

Member since Apr 2012

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Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:31 pm to porkrind

It would appear that Mr "I'm not a metro but body spray is superior to essential oils" guy has left the building.