re: What's the worst smell in the world?

inside your car after you accidentally leave a gallon of milk from the grocery store inside of it for a few days during the summer

pogie plant

Wedding cake. Who knew the end of blowjobs has a smell?

A vaginal blood fart

Chicken waste processing plant. I don’t know exactly what they do with the parts of chicken that come in on container loads and get dumped into a hopper hole, but that places is hands down the most revolving smell of all time. You can smell it for miles. It’s a sour, rotten smell that gets into your clothes and if you stay too long, seeps into your body. You spend a week around this place and you cut the grass at home a couple days after, the smell pours out of your skin. It’s horrible.

Top 3 for me are decomposing bodies, freezer full of fish after 10 days with no power, and vaginal trichomoniasis.

The encounter with trich happened when I was doing a round of clinicals for my paramedic course and some lady came into the ER with severe abdominal pain and turns out she had a severe case of untreated trichomoniasis. They got her legs up in some stirrups and I got a glimpse of the green discharge mere seconds before the smell hit me. The ER doc on that evening was even gagging. He later told me that was one of the grossest things he had ever encountered in the ER and he had been doing it for nearly 15 years.

I'll never forget that smell for the rest of my life.

Reheated Brussels sprouts in the office breakroom last week made me almost puke. I had to leave the room.

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You evidently have never eaten seafood on the day after garbage was picked up and have to wait six days until they run again.
Tip of the day:
If you do this find you a dumpster to avoid this scenario

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Put it in a bag and throw it in the freezer until the next trash day

Blue waffles